ROBOT NINJAS Shirt

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Fun story. A friend of my friend got pulled over driving drunk. The officer asked him, “just how much have you had to drink tonight?” To which he replies, “obviously too much to walk.” He clearly got arrested for DUI but shit was funny as fuck. Totally! Takes a lot of balls to say that too. Officer didn’t even ask anything else but, just get out of the ROBOT NINJAS Shirt But I will love this car now Many years I recall in New Zealand someone was prosecuted for driving drunk because he had got into the driver’s seat, but then fallen asleep. His lawyer argued that he was not guilty because he was “too drunk to have formed the intention to drive”. It was reported internationally. He may even have won, though I can’t remember. Yeah, why the fuck do they ask this? Do they just by default suspect everyone is on their way to/from their drug dealers house?

ROBOT NINJAS Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Simple questions that are both personal (they definitely like putting you on the ROBOT NINJAS Shirt But I will love this spot with things you wouldn’t tell a stranger) and harmless (they already know where you live from seeing your insurance information) to gauge your reaction mostly and get you to speak in general Even the most innocuous stuff can be a baseline for whether they think you’re lying, a dozen easy questions to see what you look like when telling verifiable truths is getting profiled too. And of course they can write you a citation for a missing headlight regardless, so you have the incentive to cooperate where you otherwise would claim your right to remain silent in the hopes of avoiding one. Not a common phrase, but if someone can’t say please or thank you or display any kind of basic manners, I’m immediately judging.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.