Scar Rhapsody Shirt

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Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

Tracking

A tracking number is emailed as soon as your order ships.

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A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the Scar Rhapsody Shirt and I love this desk front. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.” The agent replied, “I am sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.” The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?” Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: “May I have your attention, please,” she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.”

Scar Rhapsody Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

With the Scar Rhapsody Shirt and I love this folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore “F*** you!” I actually used this at an old job. I received a “Do you know who I am,” from a student at the school where I used to work. I replied, “Hang on, I’m contacting security,” and told them, “We have a student here who is confused, and does not know who he is.” Security loves that kind of stuff. Can confirm. I worked security. We had a sledgehammer in our office. It got left by some remod team and we couldn’t just leave out for anyone to pick up. We labeled it “The Attitude Adjuster” in English and Spanish, and kept it behind the door. If someone started pissing us off, we’d just close the door and point. Usually deflated the tension pretty quick.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.