Keep Calm I’m A Pilot Ordinary Human T-Shirt

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It sounds dumb, but thousands of staplers can add up when you can just put one by the Keep Calm I’m A Pilot Ordinary Human T-Shirt Besides,I will do this printer for the 10 people that need it every day. It’s a paperless world these days. It’s like asking why Google isn’t providing horse poo shovels for commuters. And share buybacks benefit anyone who owns stock in the company, which I’d assume includes the majority of Google employees. The problem in the US is that shareholders can sue their companies if the CEO and his/her goons aren’t doing anything and everything to guarantee maximum profit. This single loophole is the source of much of the corporate evil that takes place. Just getting rid of this one thing will make things soooo much better. It’s free money to these people. It worked for the Teachers, right? Have em buy their own shit for the privilege of working for your company so you can lay them off the second you don’t meet unsustainable growth metrics. I can’t see I feel much remorse – while Americans and everyone else makes lines around the block to work for these companies, they’re going to continue this shit. Things have to get a LOT worse before those morons wake the fuck up and realize they coulda stopped this much earlier. This is what happens in capitalism when your company is out of ideas for growth. You implement austerity to prop up the stock price, and that austerity rots the company from the inside. It’s to be expected when any corporation decides to go public and become beholden to shareholders. As someone who works in a lab, staples are how my coworkers and I prove the test results are true. Yes paperwork might seem outdated, but from a quality point of view it proves the test was actually done and the results the person reporting them are true.

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They’re not, that’s why they’re getting rid of them. I’m guessing a long time ago somebody decided on a standard set of office supplies that had to be stocked on every floor in every building. With how many buildings Google has, that’s a lot of staplers (and file folders and pens and highlighters and notebooks and tape). They’re finally getting around to updating the Keep Calm I’m A Pilot Ordinary Human T-Shirt Besides,I will do this standard set to reflect that almost nobody prints anything anymore. Google doesn’t actually do stock buybacks. It’s all been offset with hundreds of billions in employee stock based compensation where they turn around and issue the shares they purchased to employees at a discount. It makes me so happy that people are seeing the forest for the trees this time. It’s been decades of “welp we gotta tighten our belts for the ‘conomy!” Now it feels more like “our economy is boned while the corporate economy is doing better than ever. Anyone know where we left the pitchforks?”

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.