Santa Grinch Houston Astros Gift Christmas shirt

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I get a lot of joy by piss blasting off chunks of shit in the Santa Grinch Houston Astros Gift Christmas shirt and I love this bowl left by my flatmate. Can’t do that sitting down very easily. I’m a 32 year old American man whose been sitting to pee for almost my entire life, only standing when there’s no other option and it’s because I don’t want to make someone listen to a sound that I don’t care to hear. Same reason that I avoid taking a shit if I know someone else can hear and why I don’t brush my teeth while someone’s in the same room and have asked girlfriends to leave and/or waited for them to be done in the restroom before doing it. It’s called being considerate to those females who don’t like wiping the seat or standing in floor sprinkled with man piss when they sit down to take care of business. A lot of guys in Japan do too. My girlfriend made me start when we started living together. Keeps the toilet a whole lot cleaner for sure, but I also end up wasting a lot more time there.

Santa Grinch Houston Astros Gift Christmas shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I do this sometimes. At night when I don’t want to turn on the Santa Grinch Houston Astros Gift Christmas shirt and I love this light and disturb the wife. When I have morning glory. Or when I have a gut feeling it’s going to come out in multiple streams at multiple angles. That last one is the worst. It’s so unpredictable. American checking in. I do this when I wake up in the middle of the night so I minimize the amount of stimulation so I can fall back asleep faster. Also, I don’t flush the toilet until the morning so I don’t wake anyone up. Especially my sleepy ass trying to minimize stimulus. Otherwise, I stand. The real question is do they also use a bit of toilet paper to perform final clean-up? Those last few drops have to go somewhere… Often it’s just cause I need a break and some fucking silence. It’s the only time I have to myself so I take advantage of it.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.