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NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt

So many people you know irl are into feet. Trust me. I have a pretty tight knit but large friend group circle, and I’ve recently become much more secure about my foot kink/fetish. A lot of my friends ended up secretly telling me they’re also into it. The people you’d least expect. You’re not alone bro! Popular biological theory says we humans used to like a nice butt like all other primates until we began to walk. eh, its same type of attraction to like ass or the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and genitals xddd. i like them too but not the ones you talk about.. I heard a theory (and I know this isn’t true but I just liked the logic) that we are attracted to boobs because they are kinda ass shaped. Most animals (apes included) have sex from behind so are more likely to be attracted to the ass. Humans seem to be one of the few examples of animals that face each other. The logic was that boobs over millions of years have become more rounded and attractive because of this desire.

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Now again, I don’t actually believe this and there are probably many holes you could poke in it. But it was a fin thought. One of the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and fun things about boobs is that they stay where they are even if the woman isn’t breastfeeding like in other mammals. So they’re there for sexual signalling. I mean, look at other mammals. Human boobs could just be mammary glads and that would work fine biologically. But sexual selection has led to them being mostly made of fat. May as well appreciate them. Instinct. We’re naturally inclined to think of hourglass bodies as attractive because of the wider hips and bigger boobs, thus a more “motherly” shape. Big hips equal easier to give birth and boobs provide milk for a child. Of course, not all of us have this instinct anymore, but most people do.

Boobs were once food, the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and source of your life. It gave you a warm and welcomed feelings. A place that was safe, a welcomed solituide from the stress of fustration and confusion. Breasts are one of several very distinctive feminine features. As a hetero man, seeing them gets my monkey brain going. ”Fuck yeah, thats a woman, I like women, must reproduce”. everyone who was breast fed as a baby is attracted to boobs for their whole lives.. this includes girls.. this is why girls always go to the bathroom together.. to see if what works? taking our shirts off to pee? I’m not doubting that it’s possible I’m just not really sure what purpose it would serve I don’t why you think that. They are more or less symmetrical. Warm, soft, and often an unexpected shape. Humans like symmetry, novelty, warmth, and softness. Yeah. I can’t explain it either. A straight friend asked me once why I find boobs attractive. I couldn’t awnsers besides “well, they are boobs.” I guess that’s how attraction works. I also can’t explain why I love to eat out girls, but here I am. Both are just round blobs of fat, but one area excretes poops and farts so I also don’t get it. Maybe I’m just gay. That’s what I am thinking my whole life. The hairy chest of a man is aesthetically more pleasing, and you can crawl it, stroke it, twist it…

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I think boobs look amazing in dresses and clothing, I wish I had bigger ones just so I could actually fill out my clothes but it is what it is. It’s not a secret that girls are often attracted and turned on by their own body and nakedness. Not to get religious or anything but thats how it was designed by “God”. Just looking at the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and female form is enough to make men want to blow a load in their sleep at night. Apes are flat. Only humans have breasts that stick out like ours on a bipedal animal. Thus they evolved to cause sexusl attraction. Not weird at all. I’m not attracted to women, so I can’t relate. but it seems many people who are can’t control themselves at times lol. I think it’s just mass in general. The bigger something is, the more there is too love! Just don’t let it get to crazy unhealthy or anything It is. And modern society frowns on men appreciating a nice figure. No double takes. Okay double take. Sometimes you just can’t not look. It’s truly beyond my control. Originally, cavemen chose the woman who could hold a baby the best. And the one with the biggest boobs had the most milk for the baby Bigger boobs = more milk for baby = healthier stronger baby = better mating partner. It’s really not bizarre at all if you think about it.
Looking at you’re profile you know why as all your pics/vids are you in a bikini showing off lol youbknow why people are attracted to tits. It’s an easy answer. Having a nice pair yourself is wild. I gotta remind myself that my eyes are up here when I’m lookin in the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and mirror sometimes Well, it kinda makes perfect sense to be biologically hardwired to sexual attraction towards the thing that’s going to feed and keep our offspring alive. Asexual to anything vanilla, boobs mean nothing to me. Almost always I even overlook how big or small they are. When we were apes we looked at backsides and found them attractive. (Ever noted the colourful backsides in some Monkeys?) As we developed the upright walk, the backside was not at eye-level anymore. So the females developed 2 round buttocks on the front side at eye-height to attract mates. For thousands, if not millions of years, boobs have adapted themselves for the secondary purpose of being as attractive as possible to the inner monke brain. Booba look incredibly smooth and soft->me want touch+Person look healthy. Boobs contain the perfect amount of squishiness. I can’t think of anything that beats boobs on the squishiness scale I used to like boobs, then I had studied psychology and had a child… now I see them very differently! I find people who are fixated on boobs a little odd. Not in a judgemental way mind you.
It only gets worse when you study a BA in psychology, your teachers explain you the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and whole thing around it and as disturbing as it may be… you still are attracted to boobs.. Not so weird is it? Literally one of the first things we get shoved in our face when we enter the world , we just grow to like them for a different reason , although some of us end up doing the same thing to them we did as babies I sometimes pull the strings of my bra just to make then bounce when I’m alone, I don’t know why I find it a type of art making them move like that. Same reason we like sunshine, sugar, or anything dopamine inducing. We seek that that implies health and fertility. Sugar gives efficient and fast energy, sunshine gives light which illuminates predators and warmth and hips and boobs indicates strengt for carrying babies and an operational milk factory. We’re a 220.000 year old species and we act like it.

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