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Then there was one time I was on a very hot plane on the If anyone needs me be reading please don’t need me vintage shirt Besides,I will do this tarmac and the German woman next to me smelled horrible and lifted her arm to wipe her armpit with a napkin and I just wanted to be removed from the planet. I sat next to a dude who farted the entire 5-hour flight. I almost vomited and it was absolutely vile. I needed a huge shower once I got home. It was bad. Ha – I sat behind and across the aisle from a guy on a 2 hour flight, who kept farting the rankest farts. After several of them, I finally said out loud, “What the fuck – nasty” just loud enough for him to hear and looking right at him. He stopped farting after that. They were silent but deadly, so I think he thought no one could tell who it was. But I had been upgraded to first class on this little regional jet and it was just the two of us up there.
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He looked like more of a farter. I think that if we put him and me in a lineup, people would pick him as the If anyone needs me be reading please don’t need me vintage shirt Besides,I will do this farter. Sat next to a very old man who was in the aisle seat, I’m talking 90+, who shit himself immediately upon taxiing to the runway. The smell was exactly what you’d expect, and because he was so old and required assistance to get up and the flight was completely full, I had no choice but to just sit there in his shit stink. After landing, because he needed a wheelchair, I had to sit and watch everyone else get to leave while I was trapped until they managed to show up and assist him. The only blessing was it was only a 3 hour flight and I had a crap load of N95 masks since it was early 2022, which helped mask some of the stink. I had someone sitting in front of us with a toddler that had to have it’s diaper changed twice during a 3 hour flight and that kid must have ate nothing but beans or something…seemed excessive for a short flight. I’ve had to change my daughter when we were in a flight when she was that old, but it was once…and took her to the restroom to do it. They did not. I was on a flight from New Orleans to LAX and someone decided to change their kid’s shitty diaper at their seat and then they just left the open, filled diaper sitting on the floor. Didn’t even bother to roll it up. Everyone was gagging and the parents didn’t care. I heard one of the flight attendants mutter, “some people are just fucking animals” as the family exited the plane. By the way, you might want to think twice about using the seatback pouches. There’s a good chance those diapers ended up in there, and according to some flight attendants I’ve heard from they never get cleaned.
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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| M | 10-12 | 22in | 17in |
| L | 14-16 | 23.5in | 18in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25in | 19in |
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| M | 10-12 | 22.5in | 18in |
| L | 14-16 | 24in | 19in |
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