I Want You Virtucon An Evil Corporation Adam Jensen Sweatshirt

SKU

VP-V7QPZB-SWEATSHIRT

Category

Halloween, T-shirt at Store, Trending

Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

Tracking

A tracking number is emailed as soon as your order ships.

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Parody gaming apparel for fans

This sweatshirt is a sharp parody of classic recruitment posters, featuring Adam Jensen from Deus Ex in an “I Want You” pose. It blends gritty cyberpunk aesthetics with retro propaganda humor, making it a standout piece for anyone who appreciates the franchise’s dark themes. The design captures the essence of the protagonist while adding a layer of satirical fun that resonates with long-time players and new fans alike.

Design details and aesthetic

The front displays a high-contrast grayscale illustration of Adam Jensen pointing directly at the viewer. Behind him sits a striking red wireframe globe, reinforcing the global conspiracy themes central to the game. A small cat rests on his shoulder, adding a touch of absurdity to the serious expression. The black fabric base ensures the white, grey, and red print pops clearly, maintaining visibility after multiple washes.

Material and fit information

Constructed from a soft cotton-blend fabric, this garment offers comfort suitable for daily wear. The unisex fit accommodates various body types without restricting movement. Durable screen print technology keeps the graphic intact through regular use and washing cycles, preventing cracking or fading over time.

Is this sweatshirt officially licensed?

No, this item is not officially licensed by Square Enix or Eidos-Montréal. It is an unofficial parody design inspired by the Deus Ex franchise and classic Austin Powers recruitment tropes. Fans purchase these items for their humorous take on beloved video game characters rather than as official merchandise.

Who is the character on the sweatshirt?

The character depicted is Adam Jensen, the primary protagonist of the Deus Ex video game series. He appears here in a stylized, shirtless form within a humorous “I Want You” style layout. This visual references his iconic status in the gaming community while playing with the serious tone of the original narrative.

What occasions is this sweatshirt good for?

This piece works well for Halloween costumes, April Fools gifts, or office parties where gaming culture is appreciated. It serves as casual wear for sci-fi enthusiasts and gamers who enjoy expressing their fandom through clothing. The funny gamer sweatshirt angle makes it a popular choice for birthday presents or holiday exchanges among friends.

How should I care for this printed sweatshirt?

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors to protect the graphic integrity. Tumble dry low to prevent shrinkage and maintain the fabric’s softness. Do not iron directly on the screen print area, as high heat can damage the ink layers. Following these steps ensures the design remains vibrant and the material stays comfortable for extended periods.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.