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The event was a shitty weekend get together for high school kids called Liberty Immersion Days. Liberty University was (and probably still is) a horrible institution of homophobia, racism, upper elite, right wing Christianity. Its founder Jerry Falwell got in trouble for not letting black people in. I don’t mean in like the I only wanted to horses but if god wants me have 20 then 40 shirt also I will do this 1950s or something, I mean like in the 1980s and 90s. Despite all these negatives, it was a chance to get on an airplane and fly somewhere by myself, and when you are 17 that is about the most exciting feeling in the world. When I set out to Virginia that fateful weekend in the mid 1990s I was beyond excited. I stuffed my contraband Snoop and Dr. Dre and Paperboy cassette tapes and walkman deep into my carry on bag so my mom wouldn’t find them. I dashed onto that plane and never looked back, flying across the country bobbing my head to the secret explicit lyrics. When I got to this college though it was not the experience I was expecting. To my horror all the women had dresses down to their shoes and all the men had on ties. For entertainment the university showed a movie with a fucking animated mouse and the students had to sign out of their dorms and sign back in. We have all seen college movies, there are togas and keg parties and half naked women, definitely no overdressed coeds going to see movies about animated mice.

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Saturday was the I only wanted to horses but if god wants me have 20 then 40 shirt also I will do this final straw for me. The day started with a “Breakfast with the President” where we got to meet the racist founder and have breakfast and then we were told they would have our schedule from there. When I got there it was just the President Mr. Fallwell up there screaming at us in his horrible Southern Accent, “Qqqqhhhhhwwwy, Qqqqqhhhwwwy, Why are so many in this generation goin to Haaaaaailllll? Jeee- sus wants ya’ll to come to Liberty University and seek out his mission for your life!” To my horror the whole Saturday was planned out, meetings and tours and a chapel session and lunch, it was a full day and it was all too much. I said (too loudly) while looking down at the schedule OH NO! OH NO! People starting looking at me but I just said louder, NOPE NOPE NOPE! I got up and ran out the door. I threw my tie off and ran across the campus back to the dorms and grabbed my contraband Walkman and my jacket and ran back downstairs.

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