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Now I will say on this day I did steal something. In my whole life I never remember stealing anything until then. I had to go across the I only wanted 10 cows but if god wants me to have 20 then 40 it is shirt in other words I will buy this country to a Christian college to steal but I did take a bike that day. I tried to take one that was old and rickety so maybe it was from last semester or abandoned or forgotten. I got on that old bike and pedaled as fast as I could into the nearby town called Lynchburg, Virginia. I still remember that feeling like it was yesterday. Pedaling that bike as fast as I could with the wind in my face and the music in my ears, breaking away from the Christian school and my overbearing parents and rules and religion and everything. I felt so free. Still to this day I will always remember that day in Virginia as one of the best days of my life. I found an arcade and played video games, I went out to lunch at a wood fired pizza place, and then I saw movies, all the R rated movies they showed. I had to purge myself of all that hypocritical Christianity. I ate hot dogs and popcorn and put my feet up and had a blast. When I came out of the theatre it was dark and late. That was the first time I realized I was in trouble. I had been missing for something like 15 hours and there had to have been people looking for me, maybe even cops.
I only wanted 10 cows but if god wants me to have 20 then 40 it is shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
I jumped on that rickety bike and put my headphones on and pedaled back towards campus, a five mile trek. I could see the I only wanted 10 cows but if god wants me to have 20 then 40 it is shirt in other words I will buy this campus lit up on the hill so I pedaled towards it but then that rickety old bike gave out, right when I was crossing the bridge it just broke, the handle bars crashed forward and broke apart. I fell off the bike but I was laughing for some reason. The whole trip was outlandish. I wanted a weekend away from rules and religion and parents but I got one with even more rules and religion but somehow in this place I became stronger. They couldn’t break me. No one could break me. On this trip I found the one person who gets me: me. I had lunch with myself saw movies with myself, stole a bike and broke away and God damn it, that felt amazing!
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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