Emu-tional Support Animal Sunset Retro Emu Pun T-Shirt

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I’m one of the Emu-tional Support Animal Sunset Retro Emu Pun T-Shirt and I will buy this “lucky” people where it wasn’t so bad. It was the insistence of everyone else that sucked. To keep with the analogy, maybe it would be fine to look like a dog, id prefer it if I didn’t but so be it, but everyone insisting that I was a dog and had always been a dog was what was so distressing. I wasn’t a dog. I was a person, and I happened to look like a dog now. That didn’t mean I was a dog, and the more people insisted I was the more I hated looking like a dog. The line I drew as a small child was lacy dress shirts. I remember the horror then; I was about five, and it felt like I would have rather torn my skin off than have to wear that shirt. The texture didn’t help, but I have the strongest memory of seeing myself in that shirt and yeah, the horror of the dog analogy fits.

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This is how it’s felt for me too. Years later, I finally learn this whole time the Emu-tional Support Animal Sunset Retro Emu Pun T-Shirt and I will buy this internal parts of my reproductive organs are borked. Not intersex, unless we’re counting “agender in a sexless android way” as an option. But still notably different, so my brain has always been correct. I’ve never been fully what people thought based on my appearance. I can’t do many of the things people base “being a dog” around. I’m over here like Teen Wolf and people think I’m a Border Collie. But guys, I’m just weirdly hairy, I’m not actually a dog?? I keep thinking I should try for questionably androgynous so people at least do a double-take before deciding I’m a dog. Me too. I’ve often thought what it would be like if I (cis woman) had a penis, and how awful it would be to feel like a part of my body wasn’t supposed to be there. But I’ve never thought about the puberty aspect. If I woke up at 40 with a penis vs slowly growing one in my teenage years, it would be devastatingly different. and realize that feeling often coincides with the realization that the people responsible for your life are utterly indifferent, or in some cases may actively be pushing for you to experience it.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.