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The dog analogy stuck out to me. Puberty isn’t always a breeze, so I can’t imagine also feeling like my body was betraying me while I’m helpless to do anything about it. I’m realizing I wrongly correlated trans suicide with bullying/social acceptance only. Thank you for the Easily Distracted By Dogs Vintage T-Shirt Also,I will get this new perspective. As a trans person, the dog analogy was terrifying but also… surprisingly accurate to the existential dread. Like, everyone else sees something else and there’s just what feels like this unstoppable march forward towards a living hell locked inside your body. The analogy and use of the term “kafkaesque” is based on a short story called “The Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka, where protagonist Gregor Samsa wakes up one day as a large cockroach of some kind, in his bedroom within his family’s apartment. The story focuses on how Gregor tries to cling to his identity in his new body, and how his family does/does not adapt to his new form. It’s not a happy story. Completely off topic, but I still recall an argument with my Sophomore year English teacher almost 20 years ago where she insisted Gregor was undergoing a psychotic break and hadn’t actually metamorphosized into a bug because that wasn’t physically possible. I generally liked her but wtf…
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I always remember saying I felt like my skin didn’t fit right. Then I came out fifteen years later and I realised why. It’s really hard to describe to someone cis, just how unnerving it is for your body not to be the Easily Distracted By Dogs Vintage T-Shirt Also,I will get this one you’re supposed to have. I try to explain it to them but they really don’t understand how that feels. “You’re going to be such a beautiful young dog, all the owners are going to go wild over you! Now, make sure you choose a good one who will treat you right and walk you every day, because there’s so many terrible things out there like abuse and fighting rings and all those new diseases you could catch from the wrong partner – but you’ll never get adopted if you don’t put yourself out there! Also stop bringing up ‘owning yourself’ at family meals, you’re upsetting Grandma and God. Yes, you still have to get good grades, keep a job, and leave this house to live on your own at 18. Oh, and I bought you a collar and a cute little outfit, go try it on.”
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| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
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| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
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| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
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| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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