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I think part of the Zachary Piona wearing sad af shirt but in fact I love this problem is a lot of dudes have really hairy asses? But if that’s the case you need to shower or get a bidet. Wipe until it’s clean, then use a diaper wipe afterwards. No more skid marks in your drawers. There’s a difference between skid marks and wet farts. If you have any doubts about your fart, pop a squat on the can before letting it rip. There is no reason to have dirty chonies. Why doesn’t everyone have a bidet? Years ago when it required a completely separate toilet sized device or a really expensive toilet seat it made sense. But now? When a basic bidet attachment for a toilet seat is less than fifty dollars? Believe it or not, some people don’t hop in the shower or rinse their ass with water after shitting. Even if I’m at work, I put my ass RIGHT up to that sink and rinse

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Toilet paper doesn’t get everything. “Wipe until it’s white!” It’s like spilling grape juice on the Zachary Piona wearing sad af shirt but in fact I love this floor, but just using paper towels to clean it up. There’s still going to be a little residual grape juice on the floor until you mop. Similarly, you can wipe until it’s white, but it’s not going to be completely gone until you shower or use a wet wipe. If you’re “wiping till toilet paper or wet-wipes still show as white”… how would you ever get brown streaks on your underwear ? (where would those brown streaks come from.. if you’re already removed so much that wiping still comes white ?) Do you guys think that poop just sorta “magically reappears” (in a large enough amount to leave brown stripes) ?.. You didn’t understand what I wrote. Public bathrooms just have toilet paper. That was the reason for my spilled grape juice analogy. I’m confident that that explained the phenomenon pretty clearly.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.