You’re Not That Guy Pal Trust Me You’re Not That Guy Shirt

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In a recent episode of a morning talk show I watched while contemplating my mortality, a guest commented that one thing that can carry you through hard times is “sharing the You’re Not That Guy Pal Trust Me You’re Not That Guy Shirt Furthermore, I will do this security of love with a partner.” Uh-huh, I thought. No shit. But I was comforted that I did, at least, have that sense of security in my life. Someone to love unconditionally. Someone to share my bed. Someone in whose eyes I see the light, the heat, and indeed the doorway to a thousand churches. Then I realized my slight mistake. Oh no, I thought. The person I’m thinking of … is my dog.*

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Yes, I love my dog Peter very much. I wrote a book about him; my apartment walls are covered in portraits of his face; I own several t-shirts displaying his name and countenance. That I am so obsessed should not, however, discount the You’re Not That Guy Pal Trust Me You’re Not That Guy Shirt Furthermore, I will do this impartial and correct opinion I hold that you are about to read, which is: Valentine’s Day should be not only a day to celebrate our human loves, but our canine loves as well. Caring for a dog is proven to make us less stressed, happier, and healthier, and having them by our side can help us feel less isolated, and give us a sense of purpose. They deserve celebration as much as anyone.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.