You’re A Worm With A Mustache Ugly Christmas shirt

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Had to remind a friend of mine to brush his teeth. It might be one of the You’re A Worm With A Mustache Ugly Christmas shirt and by the same token and reasons his wife left him? Guess we’ll never know. OP, you’re bragging about not brushing your teeth every day? You will be in a world of pain and sooner rather than later. If you forget to brush your teeth for 1-2 days at a time at least once per week, you’re looking at some severe dental issues in your future. Probably by your mid to late 30s, you’re going to missing several teeth, probably some pretty severe pain, and it’s going to cost you thousands to fix. It’s not going to be something that you can just take care of when you can afford it either. It’s going to be pretty urgent. You’ll get a broken tooth one day (from decay), and it’s going to be painful enough that you’re going to be unable to work until its fixed. and there’s me, brushing after every meal and flossing once a day before bed… pathetically single (but sooo clean in my mouth). I broke things off with someone because of this. I was nice about it tho. Got her a tooth brush for my place and always invited her to join me in brushing before/after bed. Y’know what? Homeboy is gross but homeboy knows who he is, and what he’s about and I respect that. I think he’ll make a great partner to someone with no sense of smell one day.

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I think the You’re A Worm With A Mustache Ugly Christmas shirt and by the same token and “Good luck” on finding someone better than a man who won’t brush his teeth every morning to be the actual punchline. These are the types of conversations I’ve been trying to have with dating. Lol. The goddamn “don’t feel a connection” shit is getting so tired. Now I’ll be honest, I aim to brush my teeth morning and night and I miss one or the other occasionally. If the person I was interested in brought either to my attention I’d never miss another one. My ex used to complain that I wouldn’t kiss him. I told him many times in the nicest way possible that his breath stinks and needs to brush his teeth every day. He threw a tantrum like a child. There’s many reasons why he’s my ex now. He really didn’t start out acting that way. It eventually turned into me dumping him for trying to guilt me into having sex with him even though I vehemently stated before the relationship that I was asexual and that it wasn’t going to happen. I met a girl like that. Needless to say, I noped outta there. Brush your teeth people, that’s just fucking nasty, lol. “I don’t brush my teeth and I’m self-destructively stubborn, good luck finding someone better” is a hell of a statement How can you not brush your teeth regularly? How can you be with someone that doesn’t brush their teeth every day? don’t normal people have reccuring nightmares about losing their teeth? Or buying ice cream and finding the entire freezer filled with teeth?

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.