Your Name Is In My Love Garden Shirt

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A lot of people have bad diets, so not everything comes out in toilet despite when you need to use it. So a mix of that, moisture/sweat, and…uh…”leakage” from the Your Name Is In My Love Garden Shirt but in fact I love this moisture can attribute to that. Men scratch their asses. They have hairy asses. Toilet paper gets shredded by the hair. Therefore wiping is incomplete. So when scratched, the underwear picks up what is left. Men tend to have more hair which holds onto things in that area. I would have to use half a roll myself if I didn’t use baby wipes Heavy drinker here, I haven’t had a solid shit in years. But that’s what skivvies are for, keeps the shit off my pants. I forget where I read this, and it’s probably complete BS, but some statistic said that >70% have fecal matter left after wiping because they don’t wipe properly or well enough. If you’ve ever had surgery and needed help using the bathroom, it’s amazing how poorly people wipe others, and if it’s how they wipe themselves… those some stanky drawers. I have actually read on Reddit that a lot of guys thinks it gay to wipe or to even wash down there . It’s disgusting I’m a 52 year old male and when it’s come up in conversation and I tell them I’ve never had a skid mark in my adult life I’m the weird one and they get upset. If you saw a pile of poop on the counter, would you just wipe it away with a paper towel and go about your day?

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Yes, either that or they simply don’t bother. Then the Your Name Is In My Love Garden Shirt but in fact I love this poop stuck to their butt rubs onto the drawers when they sit down etc. Farts and like shit vapor comes out. Leaving skid marks in your underwear has quite a bit to do with your diet, whether you let it rip or try to let a fart out slowly and silently, probably something to do with your unique biology, and who knows what else. I’ve always assumed that’s why some people have sort of a stained butt crack. Not sure about that one though. lol! It’s like there’s a little pocket just inside the hole. No matter how many times I’ve wiped, a little tiny bit will want to squirt out a little while later, so back I go for the rest of it that’s what I’m saying, dry wiping is just spreading shit around until it’s dry enough to not stain the TP. These savages need a damn bidet or tooshie. I’m from a country where tooshies are the norm. Almost lost my shit when I found out most people from developed countries just wiped.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.