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Probably would have looked quite big to a child though right? If you had no idea what a scorpion was at the Yes I Was Born Yesterday And I’m Already So Mad At Everything Shirt and I will buy this time, but knew what a lobster was, it’s easy to see how that thought would’ve imprinted on you Toilets are far more conducive environments for scorpions than lobsters. Also, scorpions can grow pretty big in ideal environments, such as in Spain. I was 12, first year of secondary school and on the way to a P.E lesson. I was with my friends walking across the playground in the open air, past the back of the canteen and dining hall. I glanced into the canteen windows which showed the kitchen, and catch the eye of the rotund dinner lady (picture Heather from Eastenders and you’re almost there) looking completely guilty. The reason she was looking caught in the act is because her face was entirely covered in chocolate cake mix. And I mean covered, it was a massive chocolate beard, she’d gone to town. No one believed me as she hid before I could tell my friends. And they wondered why I didn’t fancy a chocolate brownie that lunch. Not as a child, but my kids were there at the time if that counts. We went on holiday to Cornwall about 6/7 years ago, and driving back to our cottage one night after a day trip to Torquay we were going over some moors pitch black and no other cars around when a green mist type thing crossed the road in front of our car then disapeared into a hedge, we both saw it and said wtf was that. It was probably some sane explanation, but it was very creepy, and no one believes us
Yes I Was Born Yesterday And I’m Already So Mad At Everything Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
Guessed the Yes I Was Born Yesterday And I’m Already So Mad At Everything Shirt and I will buy this right person in Guess Who on a first go and Mum said I was cheating and never played it with me again Beginning of the 70’s. Walking in a wood in Wales with a mate. We hear faint popping noise. Walk further to find two ‘hippies’ firing an Armalite rifle, one with an Irish accent… Not even a kid but on a driving lesson at around 18/19 I was driving down Pershore Road in Brum and saw a rd panda on the side of the road (near enough the nature centre). My driving instructor didn’t see it, didn’t believe me and told me off for being distracted Nobody EVER believes me on this one and it happened when I was an adult, not a child. I saw a big cat (like a puma or something). My ex and I were in the car fairly late one night, driving home along a road that’s surrounded by countryside and this thing was halfway across the road in front of us. It was the exact shape of a cat but the size of a big dog. I got sick of people telling me it must have a fox, so I stopped telling people!
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| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
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| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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| L | 14-16 | 23.5in | 18in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25in | 19in |
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