Vintage Doesn’t This Make Me Look Retired T-Shirt

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This mfer can’t locate a trash can? Currently in bed with stomach flu recovering, the Vintage Doesn’t This Make Me Look Retired T-Shirt and I love this vile internal beast left this morning. Know a lady who dated a dude that would crank it and just cum on the floor then rub it in. Was wild hearing it, still makes me laugh I married a dude that did this. He told me he thought it was normal and every guy did this. I immediately surveyed every man in my life about it and they were all disgusted. Most said “tissues and toilet paper exist” Gotta say that I’ll never get over the women thing of checking with any and every man we can “hey is this normal?” “Hypothetically would you do this?” I don’t have many guy friends anymore, and I was never one to give advice anyways, so I have no idea if men do it to, to their girl friends or family, but I hope so Negative ghost rider. We also ask our guy friends. Does this behavior seem normal to you or is she crazy and just hid it from me too now. You know.. whackin the weasel .. pumpin the porpoise.. chokin the chicken.. cuffing the carrot.. manhandling the meat stick… tuggin the turtle .. spanking the monkey .. polishing the banister .. charming the cobra .. diddlin ya dinglehopper.. caressing the corncob .. I meant it sounds like an actual song I’ve heard. I thought it was a Bloodhound Gang song. I had to look it up. It’s by the Poxy Boggards. Junk Wash Stomp. Give it a listen.

Vintage Doesn’t This Make Me Look Retired T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Not to forget…juicing the Vintage Doesn’t This Make Me Look Retired T-Shirt and I love this goose…shagging the hand…waking the worm… hamming the clam-slammer…blasting the bussy-buster…wringing the towel…cocking the gun… Oh I’ve been known to tune my flute here and there. Fondle the fiddle here and there. Yeah I’d go as far as to say I’ve plucked my D string here and there. I do this too when I’m sick, but 1. I live alone so it’s not bothering anyone but me, and 2. I clean them up in the morning because I’m not a pig living in a barnyard! Can’t find those round these parts. I’d have to go to a store specifically for one, but at that point I’m sick and shouldn’t be in public. Same. I have a small trash can in my room close to my bed but not directly beside it. In the middle of the night I’ll attempt to toss the tissues into the bin but if I miss bc I’m half asleep, I just wait until the morning to clean it up. It’s easier to throw them out all at once than take the time/energy to pick each one up individually at a time. But I also live alone so I don’t have to worry about grossing anyone else out. It’s all my own germs. I know it’s not the most hygienic habit to have, but the piles are small and close to the trash can. And I clean/disinfect my apartment on a regular basis, at least once a week. I do this constantly. Bathroom and kitchen are safe zones; but trashcan can follow me from living room to bedroom.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.