Unicorn Fart Classic T-Shirt

Category

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Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

Tracking

A tracking number is emailed as soon as your order ships.

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I’d recently become fascinated with GPO Retro, a U.K. based company that makes oxymoronic nostalgic-future products: for example, an 80s-style stereo that blasts music via bluetooth. They offered modernized versions of British telephone designs from 1920-1970—all chic, classic, and significantly less clunky then the Unicorn Fart Classic T-Shirt and I will buy this phones of my childhood. So, I ordered one.

Unicorn Fart Classic T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Sure, most of my friends still prefer to text me. But every day, I use my landline more and more. Especially for work: the Unicorn Fart Classic T-Shirt and I will buy this reception is better, and there’s a healthy dissociation that comes with having one phone for business, one phone for pleasure. And if I do take a personal call, I’m no longer distracted by incoming messages or notifications. The voice on the other end has my full attention.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.