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Exactly this! I cant drink the Unicorn Back The Fuck Up Sprinkle Tits Today Is Not The Day I Will Shank You With My Horn Shirt Apart from…,I will love this recommended amount because my job wont allow me to have that much time to use the bathroom. Time for a new job. When I had an office job I would take at least two “shits” a day to catch up on Facebook. Felt like I was really getting over on the man. 10 minutes in the bathroom a day during work hours = an extra week of paid time off per year! It’s a shitty vacation but take what ya can get. But aside from a few medical conditions, pregnancy being one, there’s really no need for adults to be peeing once an hour even if they are well hydrated. I get if you’re working class, lack conscientiousness then you end up in a job where you’re treated the same as a child – because you are one. The reason teachers have to give out hall passes or tell kids to pee during breaks and not leave the lesson is because they’d use it as an excuse to not work in the class and mess around in the school. Well, most of the sensible kids who sit and do their work without being told go on to get jobs where they can go for a pee without having to ask. The others that messed around when the teacher left the room are always going to be treated like children – because they are children. My dad has parkinson’s, and as that’s progressed and he’s ended up in hospital he more or less needs a nurse to help him visit the loo – at least to make sure he doesn’t fall over on the way. If he had to pee every hour then hospitals would need 4-5x the number of staff – and if you’ve ever been to a hospital they’re making sure you drink plenty. But he might go once during a 6 hour visit – and I’m not going at all. I can leave here, drive for an hour and half to the hospital, sit for 6 hours and drive home again before I have to pee.

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If you’re 10, then sure, you have to stop 2 or 3x on a long car journey and you’re dad’s “Not again” because he could drive there and back without needing to pee. Grown ups are peeing all the Unicorn Back The Fuck Up Sprinkle Tits Today Is Not The Day I Will Shank You With My Horn Shirt Apart from…,I will love this time unless they have something wrong with them – specifically the notion that you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee is one of the entries on a number of potential medical conditions – you should be able to sleep through 8 hours or whatever you sleep without getting up to pee. So yeah, we have the issue about regardless if you need to pee or not is it ok to tell people they can’t leave their desk or whatever – well, that’s directly linked to their maturity level – the more your job has little rules that treat you as though you cannot be trusted, the more likely you’re part of the demographic that can’t be trusted – if you feel that’s wrong and you can, well then you’re in the wrong job – you should be capable of getting a job that’s better. The notion that you need to pee every hour, sans some valid medical condition, isn’t – you definitely shouldn’t, not as an adult.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.