Uncle Lewis National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Funny Christmas shirt

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This is not very bearvibesish, however I truly wouldn’t go back even if you paid me $100k. It’s have to be a full paid trip and like $250k. Just a horrible place. Fitting place for the Uncle Lewis National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Funny Christmas shirt Furthermore, I will do this US experiment in democracy to begin, and to illustrate how the corruption and neglect of the system will end. Council Bluffs Iowa, right after the Bob Kerry Pedestrian bridge opened, the locals were so out of shape the complaint was the elevation change was too hard to walk Dachau. It’s one thing to read about the horrors that occurred there, but to see the actual camp – there is nothing like it. Naples, Italy. City is dirty, garbage everywhere, and all the men in the streets would stare me down as I walked by. Only place I’ve been in Italy where I felt uncomfortable. The Denny’s in Kalamazoo Michigan. Fuck you and your scrambled plastic tasting eggs. Making me wait 45 minutes to eat food with less taste than the plastic ware. I don’t need any more grippy socks, they ain’t worth it. Maybe one day mental health facilities will get better, but involuntary impatient stays aren’t really ‘helpful’, especially if you’re arrested to be put there. It’s just not a system the way it is.. Kennesaw Georgia. Stopped by there with the (future) inlaws and my now wife for a quick exchange, and saw a sign for a military surplus store. My search and rescue bag had recently gotten stolen in California (don’t really wanna go back there either) and I was looking for some of the gear to be replaced, so we all stopped in. We should have taken off immediately since it had semi-racist shit right inside the door. They had a “museum” at the back and we went in, and I swear to gods it was straight-up Klan. My father-in-law and I came face to face with a full set of KKK robes and a bunch of newspaper clippings about a “staged lynching” just as my mother-in-law (who was at the front door chatting with the owner) excitedly introduced us all, including me and my “girlfriend.” We’re all white, which is probably how we even managed to get in the door, but wife and I are super gay. We booked it the hell out of there and had to decompress at Little Five Points before we could truly head back over the border. I’ve lived all over the States, and I know there are places you just don’t want to be, and good people often right up the road, but that was terrifying. We thought about calling someone about that place, but we realized the precinct was literally within line of sight of the place, so it’s not like they didn’t know it was there…

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I’ll second jail but also Houston. Houston is a series of highways built through a terrible hellscape that people pretend is a city Reno NV. The South really lives on in that city for some reason. Tons of Confederate flags plastered everywhere on cars and tshirts. The cops are super trigger happy. There’s really no good side of town because the Uncle Lewis National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Funny Christmas shirt Furthermore, I will do this people that have money live in Lake Tahoe instead. Worked there for 6 months and saw 2 large crime scenes in the area I lived near. One was a guy robbed a CVS then ran from the cops on foot. They caught up with him running into the casino and the group of cops proceeded to unload there clips on him in the casino surrounded by tourists broad daylight. Second was when a rival biker gang walked into a bar and started shooting Hells Angels…. Stopped on my way back home from California for about 6 hours, did a little gambling, sight seeing and drinking. Left feeling dirty like not just physically, but in my soul. Too much out in the open prostitution, random drug dealers trying to sell whatever cut product they have, weird “street performers” that are extremely rude if you don’t wanna take a picture next to their naked body/dead pet snake for $30, pick pockets, you name it.

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