TRICK RAWR TREAT DINOSAUR PUMPKIN HALLOWEEN SHIRT

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.