Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard shirt

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I spent many a summer in Bridlington (further north than Cleethorpes) in the Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard shirt in other words I will buy this crab pools, watching the crabs skitter about all day. Most of my family spent their childhood in South London, so i did have a feeling my mum was speaking absolute codswallop, but for years every time i mentioned it i was told it was rubbish and i must have cut my ankle on something else. Like hello mum, what other animal scuttles sideways in water, has multiple legs and is an oval shape? I know what i saw dammit! Been to Cleethorpes plenty of times and I can say with certainty that there are definitely crabs on the beach east of the meridian globe. My mate came out of chemistry class once, and he was pissed off. He threw his pen, one with a metal nib. And it stuck into the wooden door in the corridor. I wasn’t a child but once a domesticated Brazilian Parakeet flew through my balcony into my living room. He landed on the floor and started cursing “son of a bitch” and walking around! I went to see and it was so so happy to see me, it flew towards me and I ran away, it started singing happy bday to you, whistling some tradicional german songs and saying “Im hungry” (it was in portuguese, happened in Brazil) We called the local Radio Station, they have a mid day show with local announcements, they aired the bird appearing, and the owner came forward with pictures and videos. Bird returned home 3 days later 🙂 With the hindsight of nearly 40 years I sort of can see why my parents said it probably wasn’t true, but I swear it happened!

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On family holiday in Scotland (possibly). I remember being at a beach where the Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard shirt in other words I will buy this sea had came all the way in, and was up to the steps that went from the beach up a few meters to the road level. No one else around, just remember we were on the steps for some reason looking out at the rough sea, getting splashed by the water. Then a strong wave came, swept me off my feet and into the sea, I was swept out, had no arm bands on, or anything else and I couldn’t swim, I could barely keep my head above the water. Then another huge wave pushed me back to the steps again. No one even noticed. It felt like it was all over in about 5 or 6 seconds. I have a bit of a water phobia and think it stemmed from this moment.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.