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Then the The Master Of Bonks Has Arrived Horny Shall Perish shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this kid wants me to teach him how to do it lol. So I spent the next 15m undoing and redoing it till he got it down. This reminded me of a non-bus related thing that happened to me on evening whilst walking along a country road late at night. I’d been at my girlfriend’s house and missed the last bus so I had to walk about 12 miles home down a dark road. One night, I’m walking past this remote farm house in the dark when suddenly, all the lights come on like you see on telly when an escaping prisoner is suddenly caught in the spotlight. I obviously looked over and I saw a load of men brandishing weapons like baseball bats and metal bars. They were about 40ft away from me but I could see their silhouettes against the very bright lights. I was obviously terrified but I just looked away and kept on walking. For about two minutes I expected to be accosted from behind but nothing happened and when I eventually worked up the courage to look again, the house was in total darkness again. Either, they were expecting someone and thought I was the person they were expecting but they realised I wasn’t or, I stumbled across some kind of criminal activity and they heard me singing Weezer at the top of my voice so they were checking out what was happening OR, somehow, I was so stoned, I didn’t know what was going on and I misinterpreted something completely innocent or it just didn’t happen. The reason this came into my mind after reading OPs story is that I used to regularly get the bus and was very often the only person on the bus for a two hour bus ride.
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These days you’d play with your phone or something but this was back before everyone had a phone. I had a Walkman and would something take a book to read but mostly I’d just sit and watch the The Master Of Bonks Has Arrived Horny Shall Perish shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this world go by. I’d gone for a “quick pint” with a mate after work (theme park ride operator). Anyway, cut a long story short, I managed to catch the last bus home. It was about 11pm (just managed a last drink at last orders). I was the only passenger on the bus and I decided to sit in the middle on the back seat. I felt as though I was flying through space on the Starship Enterprise. Although, it did seem to take forever to get into town. I managed to thank the driver as I got off the bus and then decided to pee in the river on my walk home. I’m not proud of it, but I did find it absurdly funny at the time. Why did you put that one bit in parentheses? Thats not how they’re suposed to be used. Your sentence wouldn’t work without reading them. What’s so weird about it? He want and had his dinner. 20 minutes isn’t some extreme length of time for a bus to stop. i’ve been on the bus before when teenaged boys started fighting all over the place, knocking into grannies and prams. everyone started shouting and that was some entertainment at least. on another occasion, a group of school kids smashed the rear window to pieces and everyone was made to exit and walk into town.
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| M | 26in | 17in |
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| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
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| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
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