The Hives Live at Indie Rock Fest Lima Peru 11 25 2023 poster shirt

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.