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In Germany there’s something similar called “Schlaraffenland”, a place where the The bronx it’s not a borough it’s a blood type shirt in other words I will buy this fried doves fly into your mouth…. I have an old kids book called “welcome to Lazibonia” that is translated from its original German and it’s about exactly this! I suspect the English word comes from French indeed because “ign” is an old spelling for “gn” where the i is not pronounced (e.g., survived in “oignon”). In modern French spelling it’s (Pays de) Cocagne. In Spain it’s Jauja, which is a real place in Peru. Apparently it was Cucaña before but they said that it actually was in Jauja to promote colonisation. But yes, it’s the land of eternal laziness and plenty. Cheese falls from the sky but will never hit you. Or land in a patch of filth. Or get stuck on a high roof where you can’t reach it. Or sit around for months after the fact in the hot sun because nobody picked it up. Or… Uh…. can I just get my wheel of cheese delivered the normal way? You know, by land… handed over by an extremely attractive courier. Biphasic sleep was common in pre-industrial societies so odds are that as a Medieval peasant you were already awake and hanging out with the dog, ready to celebrate the landing of the day’s cheese. Before about the 1700’s there’s a lot of historic documentation indicating people had 2 “sleeps” a night and would just naturally get up a bit after midnight and fuck around for a few more hours before going back to sleep until morning. Once we invented factory jobs and having to be awake for them we kindof developed this pathological obsession with productivity and now what seems to be a natural tendency towards biphasic sleep leaves people anxious all night wondering if there’s something wrong with their health. Fuck, I wish I could retire.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.