Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To Funny T-Shirt

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I didn’t fall out of love with theater after that summer. In some ways, I needed it even more. I needed the Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To Funny T-Shirt but in fact I love this transformation that was possible there and nowhere else; I needed the people around me to be the versions of themselves that came to life inside the rehearsal room: the purest possible aspects of their hope and hunger and aspiration. I grew up, and I grew cynical about myself, and if I told the story, I did so with increasing cynicism: a fucking Nalgene! and I went back to his room, if you can believe it. But I never grew cynical about the magic itself.

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The world is a terrifying and ruthless place without brief pockets of vital illusion. Even now, especially now, when we are in the Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To Funny T-Shirt but in fact I love this middle of a pandemic, when the theater industry is shut down due to Covid-19, and simultaneously plunged into a reckoning around diversity and representation—even now, that magic hasn’t tarnished for me. The industry is damaged but what it makes can be so beautiful. There is something worthwhile in chasing this beauty even as we must reimagine the systems around it. The world is a terrifying and ruthless place without brief pockets of vital illusion.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.