Straight Outta Scranton Lazy Scranton T-Shirt

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this guy is joking around, but the Straight Outta Scranton Lazy Scranton T-Shirt moreover I will buy this more he does these, the more his brain starts to think in ways of finding solutions to problems nobody else really considered. I do this when I eat a hard shell taco, just put a soft tortilla on your plate, then boom double taco. You could also put chips down, then boom nachos. My friend had an idea in High School to start a restaurant called “Boom Nachos” where you only served nachos. However, you would bring out a tostada and when the customer says “I ordered nachos,” you punch it and say “boom, nachos.” I came here to say this. Also, I spread sour cream on a tortilla and wrap it around the hard taco. It will not crumble apart. The light bulb lit when I saw a commercial or taco bell’s cheesy gordita crunch years ago, perhaps decades?

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.