Stitch Cream Shirt

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As do I. I clean the Stitch Cream Shirt also I will do this ‘heads’ at my house and I dont like washing dried piss spray off the area around my toilet. Having been raised by 7 females and being one of only two boys in the house as a young kid. You learn to sit down to pee. Also, no splash back is a massive bonus. Efficiency, if the goal is for the urine to be in the bowl, sitting has shorter travel time and less loss of product I have a large bladder where I can easily pee for over a minute. Sitting down allows me to make this comment while peeing. Yes! My German colleagues said it’s a concession from the 1980s to women because women clean the bathroom and they didn’t want pee puddles everywhere. I thought it was odd they would rather sit down than share in the domestic chores of the home and office. Like nope! That’s woman’s work imma sit. A good question is, why don’t the majority of men everywhere sit to pee? I have for the better part of 20 years now when it’s reasonable. It’s just a better experience. It’s quieter. My parrot has super-human hearing ( from his cage thirty feet away with two hepa filters running ) and will start talking at 3am when you get up to pee and he hears it. Thus, ninja-pee mode is mandatory.

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I lived in a house with girls and women but no men for like 50 years. The seat’s already down. It’s just easier to sit. Any fluid escaping my body gives me the Stitch Cream Shirt also I will do this perfect excuse to have a minute of peace from the rest of the world, and I’ll stretch that shit however I can eventually i realized i was sprinkling a little. so i started mopping up the dampness off the seat with a square or two of tp. then i realized that sucked and sat – this also made me realize i could catch an average of 2.3 memes per piss. the answer was obvious. Why stand when you can sit? And why do it out in the open when a more private stall is an option? I think peeing standing up is really weird. I never understood why you wouldn’t sit down to pee at home. Standing up to pee means a higher chance of splash and getting pee particles in the surrounding area Learned that from an ex. She was watching me poop one day (she was always watching me poop fsr), reaching around like Dad taught me to do as a wee lad and she just stopped in her tracks and said, “You really should try wiping from the front. It’s way easier.” That was a long time ago and our partnership too but I still absolutely think of her with gratitude at least twice a day. American. Dad of a Toddler. Soon to be dad of a toddler and a newborn. I am a manager of a grocery store. I pee sitting down to get a min to myself.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.