Spidey Pilgrim Shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

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Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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If only parents would honestly tell you if they regret having kids, I think a fair chunk of them probably do but struggle to admit it because they love their kids endlessly. Most people don’t talk about how those two facts can be true at the Spidey Pilgrim Shirt Apart from…,I will love this same time. I know a lot of people who have told me to stick with my decision, they love their kids but envy people who decided not to have them. I think there can be joy and grief in both decisions. The important thing is we get to decide, we are lucky because we live in a time where we are given the opportunity to think and make a decision. There used to be no choice for most people. They didn’t even consider not having kids. It was just what everyone did. My nieces and nephews give me life and sometimes I think “I would love to meet the human I would create and I would love to experience the immense love that accompanies it” but for me, that’s a sign I’m ovulating hahahah.

Spidey Pilgrim Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I am in love with being an auntie, so I am pretty happy to stick with the Spidey Pilgrim Shirt Apart from…,I will love this eccentric auntie gig and use the million-and-some-change it costs to raise a kid to 18 for my own adventures and being a safe but bad influence on my nieces and nephews hahah. I’m sure it’s amazing for a lot of it for some people, but it is also the absolute worst decision of some peoples lives. We can’t know what children will become or the struggles they will face. I realised Ted Bundy’s mum probably didn’t see his future coming and just decided it wasn’t worth the risk, cost, exhaustion, etc. now I’m mid-30s and couldn’t be happier about it. If I ever yearned to care for a child, I would consider foster care to help living children instead of birthing more. Not even once. Never will regret it. I can’t think of a single way kids would have improved my life and many many ways kids would have made it suck. I’ve yet to meet a parent that makes me go yeah that looks like fun.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.