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This reminds me of when my mom got pissed at me one time in high school when she thought I was out late at my girlfriend’s house. Except I wasn’t – she had fallen asleep early and my dad picked me up and brought me home and we were both in bed by the Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Milk Ice Cream T-Shirt besides I will buy this time she woke up Happy mothers day to the mom that tried to ground me for a week and not allow me to see my boyfriend, because he was bringing me lunch at work, and she didn’t know. Said I was “sneaking around” with him behind her back. Initially read this and thought, “Wow, how could a parent think it’s appropriate to try to strip the autonomy of an adult offspring like that?” Then I remembered that I would be locked inside the house (those total fire hazard deadbolts that key lock from the inside) at age 20 and only allowed out for work and school until my parents called the cops on me for abusing them and I finally escaped with the help of those same cops. Control is a helluva drug. You just reminded me of the time I was 21 and temporarily moved back to my parents. I defacto lived with my gf, but not officially because I wasn’t serious, I just wanted to get laid. Well, my parents were going on vacation, and mom got me a babysitter for the week. A litteral eagle scout, life guard, engineer, pipefitter, former D1 hockey player, and home owner needed a babysitter?
Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Milk Ice Cream T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
My dad and I started to laugh at the Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Milk Ice Cream T-Shirt besides I will buy this athletic, large breasted, young, redhead babysitter. My dad asked my mom if this was a babysitter or a gift. ‘Sneaking a round with him behind her back’ Actually gross, like how jealous are you lady? That sounds like something a teenager would say to their SO HAHAHAH same here like I could of walked home but that would of taken a few hours especially with bags, plus there’s the smallest hope that they remembered Lmao, same. The only time I ever got to call like this was when an unidentified body was found downtown so my mom called me at like 2:00 in the morning to make sure it wasn’t me. Happy mother’s day to the woman slapped me because I didn’t know how to do hair highlights after watching a four minute video on YouTube. Bro. I went to sleep over at a friends, felt horrible half way through the night so I went home. Woke my dad up and told him I was home he said “okay”. The next day there are cops at my house, I leave my bedroom to ask what’s going on. My parents went to go pick me up from the house I was sleeping at and panicked when I wasn’t there. I asked them if they checked my room, they didn’t. I got grounded for a month. And you got grounded? What, for telling your parents in front of the cops that you told your dad you came home? Tbf, I’ve had someone come into my room in the middle of the night, reportedly had a conversation with them, and then have absolutely 0 recollection of it in the morning.
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| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
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| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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| S | 6-8 | 20.5in | 16in |
| M | 10-12 | 22in | 17in |
| L | 14-16 | 23.5in | 18in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25in | 19in |
| Size | Youth Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 6-8 | 21in | 17in |
| M | 10-12 | 22.5in | 18in |
| L | 14-16 | 24in | 19in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.5in | 20in |
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