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In the Rockin into the night 38 special shirt also I will do this US there is a better than 40% chance there is a firearm in the home. 5 minutes is too much warning. Intruder isn’t going to make it. You have 5 minutes to prepare before a guy breaks into your house with the intention to kill you. You can not exit your house. What is your strategy to survive? Minute 1: Call 911 and leave the phone on speaker as I tell the family to go upstairs to the guest room and lock the door. Minute 2: Ensure the shotgun is loaded with bird shot to make sure I don’t put a slug into my neighbours house. Minute 3: Inform the dispatcher of what I look like, what I’m wearing, and what I’m armed with to ensure the responding officers can identify me when they arrive. Minute 4: go to the top of my staircase which has solid sight lines to every entry point in the house with exception of the front door. Minute 5: adjust my hold, ensure I’m in a good position, chamber a shell, flick the safety off, and really hope the cops show up before I have to live the rest of my life with some dumb bastards death on my conscience. Strip naked except my boots, oil myself up and wait in the dark or if it’s daylight with strobes up, after ghost peppering my hands. Obviously with a Reagen mask on.
Rockin into the night 38 special shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
I frequently have fantasies of being under attack and climbing into the Rockin into the night 38 special shirt also I will do this floor A/C return vent where nobody would think to look. I have a handgun. I’d just need 2 minutes to load a couple magazines. I’m not the best shot but accuracy isn’t tough at the range we’d deal with. 5 mins to prepare? Lol. It takes seconds to load a few shells in a shotgun. Not to mention the pistol i carry already loaded and ready to go. Boil water on pulse. Get the bear spray, put on goggles and respirator. Grab my hunting knife and thumping stick. Tack sheets to the ceiling to reduce visibility. Call the police/ambulance. Get into a small dark room like my bathroom or kitchen with a big kitchen knife and wait for them to enter so I can savagely attack them with the knife like my life depends on it First step is simple: strip naked. The purpose of this is to (hopefully) make the invader pause for a moment. This would work best if I were a hairy and obese man, but I am neither hairy nor obese. The next step is to cover myself in oil. I cannot be easy to grip. Provided that the invader is foolish enough to only be restricted to melee engagements, this is a must. If the invader has a firearm, the next step solves this. Once I have stripped down and lubed myself up, I will put a “no guns” sign on my window. They legally cannot bring a gun into my house. This definitely is how it works, I promise.
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