Red Meeseeks Merry Christmas shirt

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Any mountaineers here? How would you feel about serving as a guidepost in the Red Meeseeks Merry Christmas shirt it is in the first place but event of your demise on a climb? It’s like helping fellow climbers, in a morbid sort of way I climb, and would one day like to summit the big 7(8). That being said, Everest would be the last one. There are too many silver spoons and dentists getting in line and making it more dangerous. Unless I am going to be scratching it off as my last of the 7, I’m not getting in line. If someone is going to climb Everest, they should be healthy, strong, experienced, and willing to be left behind. Don’t hang out forever at the top, leaving people to die in line. Summit, smile, capture the moment, and get the hell out of there. Every second unnecessarily spent puts someone behind you in danger of sumitting to never make it home or dying while they watch you take your 50th selfie. As far as personally dying on the mountain. I wouldn’t want to, but I should be ok with it beforehand. If I had the chance to take a one-way trip to Mars to be the first to summit Olympus Mons, I would take it.

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You know, the Red Meeseeks Merry Christmas shirt it is in the first place but sad part about summiting Olympus Mons is that it is so massive that you wouldn’t even be able to tell you were on a mountain from the top. The whole thing is the size of France, so less of a climb and more of a causal walk until you are, eventually, outside of Mars’ atmosphere standing along the caldera. There are huge cliffs around the edge, though. Several near-vertical kilometers before you can get to the gently-sloped parts. There may be some easy paths up, of course, because the perimeter is so gigantic. And Mars gravity’s only 0.4 that of Earth. (One other “slope error” that a lot of people make is thinking that the Mariana Trench is, well, a trench. A steep-sided crevasse, like in the movie “The Abyss”. The Trench is actually not at all like that; it’s another gentle slope that just happens to go down a really long way. It’s still ultra-difficult to get down there because of the incredibly high pressure at the bottom, more than sixteen thousand pounds per square inch. But if you were somehow immune to that, you could just amble down to the bottom with ease.) I believe there’s five mile cliffs at one point, but only on one side. The other is pretty gentle all the way up.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.