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SpongeBob has a secret library with its own secret room iirc. Patrick does literally nothing and his rock has secret rooms I’m convinced SpongeBob is a trust fund kid just following his dream of fry cook, a job that the Proudly Serving The Cheesiest Dad Jokes Since 1989 Dad Joke Puns Vintage T-Shirt so you should to go to store and get this some of the working class has to do or they starve. Squidward ethnostate almost certainly has some sort of racial covenant type thing, so you’re not likely to end up there accidentally. He might have a nice house but he has to live in a bad neighborhood. Most people would lose their minds living next to spongebob and patrick for a week. Imagine them laughing outside of your house. Every. Single. Day. No wonder Squidward is at the end of his rope 24/7. Nah. Bikini Bottom just has nice low wage housing and a liveable minimum wage. The nice housing is even bigger. I beleive in the episode where Patrick copies Spongebob to get an award spongebob says that Mr. Krabs hired him at $50 an hour. So yea probably. Hey the radiation just adds character. They got snails meowing and shit down there. That’s that evolution at work.

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