Proud Granny of an Official Teenager 13th Birthday Football T-shirt

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Dialing-up conspiracy theories used to be harmless because we could balance their falsity against the Proud Granny of an Official Teenager 13th Birthday Football T-shirt but in fact I love this pillars of reality—our diligent newscasts. But like Marty McFly’s hand at the Under the Sea ball, what we know to be true is fading. We can’t trust our tweets. We can’t trust our eyes. As fake news reigns and trust disintegrates, we’re battered by political and societal turmoil. World events are disjointed and brittle but conspiracy theories offers us something to sink our teeth into.

Proud Granny of an Official Teenager 13th Birthday Football T-shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

We’re a planet of online truthers, keen to expose the Proud Granny of an Official Teenager 13th Birthday Football T-shirt but in fact I love this treacherous undercurrent below the public surface of an event or an organization or even a pop star. We’re DaVinci coders. Terror deniers. We can spot a fake pregnancy at 50 paces. It’s consoling, for want of a better word, to believe we’re being tricked. We welcome the idea of a meticulous governmental cover-up, rather than embrace our lack of control in the rudderless cosmos. These theories function much like a higher power,  a belief that there’s a decisive mechanism at work. We carve out personal belief systems based on what we’ve read online and how far down the Internet rabbit hole we can get before calling bullshit. It’s not that we need the moon landings to be fake, or a second shooter on the grassy knoll, it’s that the idea of a masterplan alleviates the fathomless chaos.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.