Pretend I’m A Microbeer Simple T-Shirt

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But how do I do that, you’re wondering, without seeming … indecent? … perverse? … obscene?! It’s fine. As my Valentine’s Day gift to you, I will share with you some ways to celebrate Dog Valentine’s Day, with the Pretend I’m A Microbeer Simple T-Shirt and by the same token and help of Dr. Sarah-Elizabeth Byosiere, who is the director of the Thinking Dog Center at Hunter College and a woman you should feel safe trusting even if you are wary of me.

Pretend I’m A Microbeer Simple T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Sing your dog a Valentine’s Day song I understand this is immediately not helping with your wariness, however, I invite you to continue reading. Music is proven to have a calming effect on dogs, and what could be more calming than a love song composed specifically for you? (If you were a dog?) I’m sure you already have many songs already in the Pretend I’m A Microbeer Simple T-Shirt and by the same token and catalog of songs you sing to your dog, but it would be appropriate to give this one a Valentine’s Day spin. Maybe something like this.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.