Paratrooper Airborne American Flag Bird Shirt

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Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Imagine walking down the Paratrooper Airborne American Flag Bird Shirt it is in the first place but street and seeing a dude taking multiple photos from different angles of a turd stuck in a tree I could imagine that, then taking out my phone and taking a bunch of shitty pics to send to friends and family. Then I could have shit to talk about. Then the next day, start the conversation with ” I dont have shit to talk about today” In the spring, my sisters I used to use my dad’s old golf clubs to hit our dog’s frozen poops into the woods behind our house. Our parents didn’t tell us to do this. We were independently disgusting. Oh I get it. Like, it’s too cold to even let the dog out to poop, so you have to let it go on the floor inside the house, but you can’t scoop the poop into the garbage because it’s too cold to even take the gabage out, so you have to freeze the poop so it doesn’t get all moldy and stink up the house. Then when spring comes you pull them shits out the freezer just in in time to get in shape for golf season. Something like that, right?

Paratrooper Airborne American Flag Bird Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

My dog does this. Always has to poop ON something. I often don’t let him bc it’s like shitting on a toilet with a Saran Wrap layer under the Paratrooper Airborne American Flag Bird Shirt it is in the first place but toilet seat. We fostered greyhounds from the track and some of them would only shit on top of things, like literally on-top-of. Kids yard toys, a 4×4 post that a pool pump outlet was mounted on, anything BUT the ground. To not sleep in their own filth and have room to lay down they would walk up to the bars and go through the kennel door/ side of the kennel/ against the wall. I honestly feel like poop on a tree is better than poop hidden in the grass. I’m rarely rubbing against a tree, but way too often have stepped in poop that someone chose not to pick up.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.