Original Might Get Drunk And Put Up My Christmas Tree Later Wine Joke T-Shirt

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I still remember myOriginal Might Get Drunk And Put Up My Christmas Tree Later Wine Joke T-Shirt in contrast I will get this first Instagram. It was objectively terrible—I took it half-drunk at a college football tailgate in 2011. Two of my friends had propped themselves up on a cooler. I noticed they both wore jean shorts and black Converses, something that, at age 19, I thought was super cool and artsy. “Stay right there!” I yelled as I snapped an off-center picture of their legs. I uploaded it right then and there to my newly created account, @ejtay. (Even in those early days of Instagram, my super-common last name wasn’t available.) “Shoes shoes shoes,” was my caption—a nod to, you guessed it, that “Shoes” YouTube video—and my filter of choice was Lo-fi. I don’t remember how many likes it got because, at that time, I wasn’t counting.

Original Might Get Drunk And Put Up My Christmas Tree Later Wine Joke T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I deleted it in 2016. That was the Original Might Get Drunk And Put Up My Christmas Tree Later Wine Joke T-Shirt in contrast I will get this year I decided that all my Instagrams needed to fit my personal brand. Now, I had no idea what my personal brand was, but pictures of muddy shoes, I decided, weren’t it. Neither was a picture of my beloved childhood beagle or a purple crocus I’d spotted on an afternoon run. (“Spring has sprung!” I cheerfully wrote.) With a few clicks, they vanished from my page forever.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.