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Nothing necessarily wrong with it. But someone putting up a sign saying everyone must adhere to it or they’re not a proper drinker and not allowed. It’s a red flag. The problem is that the Opossum crying is my cardio shirt in contrast I will get this pub probably contains the absolute cunt who thought writing that sign was a cool thing to do. I legitimately thought they were talking about those gambling machines with card games on them till your comment I was once on a very long cross country walk somewhere in Yorkshire and stopped off in a local pub for a rest and some food/drink. Was hours away from where we were staying. I had been relying on a very useful OS map I had downloaded on my phone (was last minute didn’t have a physical copy). The pub had a “no phone” rule and my wife and I were literally the only ones in there. The barman chastised me for using my phone but I showed him we were using it to help find our way back. He wasn’t having it, wouldn’t budge even when I pointed out the rule existed to encourage people to talk and we were the only ones in there. Utterly moronic, I didn’t even finish my pint just went to the next pub instead. Ah, that’ll be a Sam Smith’s pub. The owner (Humphrey Smith) is famously a complete wazzock who has banned phones, music, and swearing in all of his pubs. If it was a Smith’s pub it’s really not the landlord’s fault, the owner does spot checks and has been known to sack landlords who allow the rules to be broken.
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Humphrey Smith: the Opossum crying is my cardio shirt in contrast I will get this man who seems to take pleasure in watching the otherwise lovely town of Tadcaster rot around him. He owns half of the properties there and rather than keeping them tidy or letting unmarried couples live in them he’d rather let them sit derelict. Any time the council tries to do anything about it or open anything remotely modern he lawyers up and puts a stop to it. All in the name of preservation, apparently. A few years back the river flooded and damaged the bridge. This cut the town in half requiring a 10 mile round trip via the next town up the river. He wouldn’t let them build a temporary footbridge on his land while the original was repaired. No particular reason; he’s just a cunt. Sounds like my local. Massive pub, beautiful building, right by a local park so it could be raking it in. No, it’s the most miserable shit hole with the same dozen blokes in there drinking shit beer.
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| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
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| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
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| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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| XL | 30in | 24in |
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| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
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| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
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| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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