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been sneezing loud/hard for 15 years now. once I stopped holding back and really letting the Never underestimate a woman the walking dead and loves Jeffrey Dean Morgan signature shirt and I love this sneeze take over, holy cow is it such a great feeling. I still cover my mouth and everything. but sneezes have a purpose, so who am I to get in its way? I gained increased lung capacity by constantly yelling “PICK UP YOUR the loud sneezes are an accidental side effect of my kid never picking up her damn shoes. Man, speaking of loud sneezes, my dad has the neezes ever. He has, on multiple occasions, pulled muscles in his back and broken ribs. Once, when I was a baby, as he set me in the crib, he sneezed and broke a rib and dropped me (like 2 inches). I’ve always been a hard sneezer. And it isn’t the usual “achoo”. It’ll be more like “”AHH- three or four times in a row.

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My sneezes have always been loud, before and after kids. I don’t think it’s a “dad” thing. I think it’s just a “guy” thing. I think actually once I became a dad. At first it was to startle my then baby but as she’s grown up I realized I can’t sleep quietly that often. I have to force myself to sneeze quietly and it ends up hurting a little bit Not a dad, but I believe it can be hereditary or learned. I’m a woman and I’ve inherited my dad’s terrifying sneeze. My mom, my aunt and even my kitten complain every time I do it. Because fuck you that’s why. No, honestly, it’s because we have grown older and feel like ah, I don’t care anymore. I’m letting this beast out. I’ve had this my whole life. And idk why I sneeze so hard but I have sinus issues so I’ve always suspected it’s from that. Sometimes it hurts my throat. Dad’s don’t fuck around when it comes to getting shit done and doing things properly, this includes sneezing (and farting). My sneezes were pretty normal until I became a Dad, then for some reason I had the Never underestimate a woman the walking dead and loves Jeffrey Dean Morgan signature shirt and I love this urge to sneeze like a fucking champion and get that shit outta my nose/head and to do it loudly and with as much violence as possible (same goes for farting). I believe it is part of the Dad code that automatically installs when you become a Father. My mother has been telling me you can die from sneezing too hard (and farting) so I’m testing that theory. Not fucking dead yet Ma.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.