MY Valentines Call Me Grandma Gnome Shirt

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I personally think it should be either “Fast X Furious” or FXF. They haven’t done roman numerals yet, and honestly it would be a kinda dope title. Stylize the MY Valentines Call Me Grandma Gnome Shirt but in fact I love this X humongous, with Fast and Furious contained inside it, and divide the poster up into 4 triangles. There’s not much I love more than the fast and furious title history. It makes absolutely no sense and I love that. F9: the fast saga. Comes out of nowhere with a name nobody has ever used to refer to these movies and again nobody is furious anymore. The 10 in the title card will horizontally flip from 10 to 01 because we’re going back in time y’all! Momosa is going to go back in time and try to kill baby Dom so he’ll never be able to bring all the characters together that make up his “family”, thereby stopping them from saving the day because he’s been the one puppet-mastering some shit from behind the scenes the past few movies. Vin diesel is going to play his own father and will have himself de-aged and skinnified like Chris Evans in Captain America to play a younger version of Dom. We’ll finally get to see how Dom’s dad was always instilling the importance of family (and cars) in his young son, until one day he tragically and mysteriously dies. Dom vowed that day that he’d rebuild his family and so he did! During the course of the movie we realize, twist! Momosa was the reason Dom’s dad died, he sacrificed himself to save his son by also killing Momosa at the same time, perhaps in a fiery explosion. Future Dom that comes back in time to stop Momosa realizes this sad truth and has to choose to let his father (old family) sacrifice himself so he can meet his new family.

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Edit: Future Dom may or may not team up with past young de-ageified Dom after Future Dom bulks young Dom up in a sick training montage, where he teaches himself everything he knows. Vegas needs to make prop bets on if he’ll have a Corona in is hand and/or be the MY Valentines Call Me Grandma Gnome Shirt but in fact I love this one grilling the food at the end. And will have in the contract “At worst, our fight will be a tie and he isnt allowed to look more imposing on screen than I am”. Ages ago? That joke has been made ad nauseam in every single fast and furious 10 thread on Reddit for the last 3 years. How do you top space? I’d joked they’d turn cars into submarines, but they already had a submarine. So yeah maybe they’re driving around deloreans (or maybe there’s just one of those and everybody has a car to match their personality)? Or the way things are right now with reboots maybe they just go back to street racing and stealing DVD players? Or along those same lines I could see them doing some lame “hand the reigns to the next generation” movie. Well they’ve only just touched space, like just the tip. The next movie will be full on “Moon base, must drive fast cars across the craters of the moon with a ticking bomb in the trunk”. The amount of money this movie would potentially make overseas, particularly China, has just got bigger. Momoa has become a household name thanks to Aquaman and to include him in the F&F franchise is a win-win for both.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.