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Hahaha I was just thinking about the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this person I had in mind when I typed that out. It was a woman I worked with and she definitely “stayed late” and “worked hard” but it was not as productive as the people who actually valued their time that came on time and left at the actual end of shift. What I meant was, they have an idea of what “going the extra mile” looks like but they don’t consider the work smarter not harder strategy. It would take her significantly longer to accomplish a task that another person could do in less than a half hour but lament that it was because she “wasn’t good at computers” like the younger coworkers were (spoiler alert, it had nothing to do with age). There also seems to be a theme with that sort of person, that if you’re not constantly at least looking busy, you’re clearly lazy and not working hard and not helping. I had a boss like that too, one of his favorite things to say was, “if you had time to lean, you had time to clean,” even when the entire area was completely spotless. I swear, we wasted so much money on cleaner because if you didn’t have a task or a client, you needed to be cleaning. Like actually cleaning. We had a janitorial service for godsake.

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My wife’s parents do it too– they’re way down the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this crazy rabbit hole right wing — they expect guests to do housework. And not like clean up after yourself, wipe down the counter if you made a sandwich, or do your own dishes, I’m talking getting out the cleaning supplies and doing deep scrub cleaning, even if the house is immaculate. Meanwhile, they sit there and do things that make messes or watch TV and then bitch at you that you didn’t do it their way — which is generally a very slow, inefficient, AND often wrong way. And you’d think there’s a thread here that someone was in the military. No, neither parent nor my former boss ever served. There’s this bizarre fixation with right wing people that you always need to be working, even if its total make to the point of actually being detrimental work, if you relax even for a second. Oh damn. I think that’s why a lot of older or far right folks think people aren’t working hard enough or have this idea that self-care is somehow a form of self-indulgence. Studies show a happier worker is more productive and less likely to make mistakes. It’s why the military invests in MWRs and provide housing/benefits for your family; they understand that a worker can’t focus on the task at hand if they have to worry about the other big things in life.
All of the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this misconceptions that right-wing people have about labor are related to the perceived values (like the concept of “working hard to get into heaven” because everything needs to be “earned”) that extreme capitalism has instilled in them (don’t think, just work!). In the words of their esteemed Cheato, “so sad.” This is exactly it. My mother vilified me for having an abortion at 19 bc she had 5 kids between 18 and 28 and how goddamned dare I choose a different future than the one she was denied. This always boggles my mind when talking with my grandma. She got pregnant at 16 after being pressured for sex by my grandfather. They got married bc she had no access to finances and her family wouldn’t support her. They were kids raising a kid. It was tough, they were poor, and my dad didn’t get a lot of the support he needed because his parents were still kids themselves. My grandma had to give up college scholarships to become a stay at home mother. Her and my dad’s mental health struggles and the impact that had on me are the exact reason why I think everyone deserves a choice on if they want a kid or to be involved in their kids lives. But she’s so caught up in her own guilt about getting pregnant young 60 years ago that she’s obsessed with punishing and making every other girl who makes the same “mistake” suffer just like she did.

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Malignant narcissism. Just watched a documentary about trump and those very same words were brought up a few times. My child developed epilepsy around 6yrs of age and it has been the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this worst experience in his and our lives and I think about the huge challenges that my child will face when he is an adult. With this being said I understood what I signed up for when my spouse and I were planning for a child and had this come up during pregnancy I could see us possibly making a choice that is the hardest of any parent, especially the mother. I would in no way want anyone not to have the option to make life changing decisions and would never in a million years judge someone for choosing not to bear a child because of potential complications that will make the child’s life miserable. I will firmly always be pro choice for this very reason.
Or just have been beaten down so bad by the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this culture they live in to truly believe the place of a woman is in the kitchen and rearing children. There is that option. It’s the only one that makes sense for why women would vote against their own interests. What started as a foot in the door to protect “unborn children” has become and all our religious crusade for the reinstatement of “traditional family values” although one should read this more as “traditional Christian and patriarchal family values”. They are making a power play for women’s rights, and while doing it using it as a way to bootstrap discrimination against LGBTQ rights. It’s insidious at this point. Plus here is the worst observation I have heard on this. Most states are making various acts of abortion or abortion-isk events a felony. What happens to felons if convicted. They lose the right to vote. They complain that others are weaponizing the justice system, and yet they are doing it quite blatantly…
All people in the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this USA need to vote. It’s your hearts. I won’t tell you which way to vote, that’s not proper. I will implore you to reread things your local representatives say about abortion and how they feel. What laws they want in place, and weigh that against the opponents. Yea Republicans seem to be in lock step, but some Democrats are also in league with them on these policies. Not many, but some. Anyways please do vote. I mean, same with men. Women’s rights don’t just impact women. I question the mental health of anyone that can actually consider voting republican right now. Yes. Every maga I know is a religious voter. Republicans don’t know the meaning of separation of church and state. Women have almost died waiting for abortions since the rulings in certain states. Women don’t matter to them, and anyone who votes red should be ashamed. Agreed. Yet you still see a lot of the progressive left basing their vote on Israel/Palestine and literally nothing else.
These same progressives didn’t vote or voted third party in the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this 2016 election because they were pissed about Bernie not getting the nomination. Their refusal to see the big picture last time gave us Trump. They obviously give zero fucks about women’s rights, the environment, minorities, access to healthcare or anything else. Only Israel/Palestine. Only Bernie. I have no respect for any women voting against their own rights. And when they finally get fucked by the law that they voted on (accidentally pregnant, abused by their shitty conservative partners, ectopic pregnancy), I’d say they deserved it just like the magas wheezing and dying in the breathing machines during covid Except, it won’t just be them. It’ll be me, who is too old to have a child and I won’t be able to get birth control soon. My SO died this year, so it would be a rape case which they’ll make no exception for. And I certainly won’t be able to get replacement hormones for menopause. But holy shit is it easy to get Viagra.
I want to sit here and throw a tantrum about how fucked up that is but it doesn’t matter. Laws are only laws if someone will enforce them and not a single current politician is willing to do that in fear of losing their base. This country has all the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this laws it needs to sustain and thrive under democracy but it won’t enforce any of them, allowing it to slide into an Anglo-Christian hellscape. I love America as an ideal but hate the way it is being executed. Im exploring it as we speak. Thankfully I live in New York and I am safe here for the time being but this is unreal. holy fuck. And then republican sociopaths like Elon who happen to hate trans people raise fear on X that we lack children. Same with our daughter. She had a difficult 1st pregnancy that ended in a miscarriage(thankfully the horrible laws hadn’t kicked in yet in Texas and she was able to get a medical procedure done) she got pregnant again and did give birth last year using IFV.
The end of IVF in a state also prevents the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this LGBTQ community from establishing families. Most states that would work towards something like this already have laws in place preventing them from adopting. IVF is extremely expensive and most patients are typically very well educated to be able to afford it. I wonder if it’s also an attempt to reduce the amount of next generation of liberal voters. Right? I hope people sue the state for flushing all that money and their hopes and dreams for a family down the toilet. Poor Red states are doing everything they can to increase the speed with which they become poorer and dumber. #whitesharia The irony is that actual sharia law permits abortion, most conservatively only in cases of mortal danger to the mother. So does the bible. There are several passages that explain when a child is alive and protocols for abortion. But you know, those aren’t the parts they want to read. Not that they could. Exodus 21:22 says: “And if men strive together, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart, and yet no harm follows, he shall be surely fined, according as the woman’s husband shall lay upon him, and he shall pay as the judges determine.” This is the primary source of Jewish law that does not equate a fetus with a baby and permits abortion in some circumstances.
I should note that this is a typical translation in Jewish sources, while Christian sources may translate in a way that could be interpreted as prohibiting abortion, eg, saying it refers to premature birth rather than miscarriage. I kind of feel that Jewish sources understand their sacred own Scripture and translate Hebrew pretty well. We could get to a point where married women of child-bearing age have to justify every unfertilized egg, or every period could be investigated as a miscarriage. This imagines we’ve gotten to a point where we’re literally considered broodmares and every missed conception is suspicious. And of course don’t even think of getting additional time off for your mandatory monthly funeral. You’ll need to use PTO or work overtime to make up for the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this lost hours of productivity. Can’t have a baby? Sucks to be you. You’re a minor and your father assaulted you and now you’re pregnant? Also sucks to be you. Shoulda thought about that before being born a woman! Checkmate atheists.
“In this here, the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this great State of Alabama, We Believe that the Bible is the true Word of God. Thus, We extend a hand of welcome to recognize and support all Embryonic Children in the great Abrahamic Tradition. Abraham loved his wife and half sister Sarah, and from that Love, She grew him an Embryo that became Isaac, the second patriarch of Israel and father of Esau and Jacob. And whether Sarah was Abraham’s father’s daughter with a different mother or his uncle’s daughter making Sarah Abraham’s neice, Abraham pursued his lineage naturally unimpeded and so shall Alabama. Roll Tide!” They already tried banning birth control and were luckily voted against, but i could see them trying again, sadly. It also is one of the few ways lgbt people can have bio kids, I’m sure that was definitely one part of the reason they’re trying to ban it.
Not only LGBT, but plenty of straight couples that may have fertility issues. This potentially affects everyone, not just the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this ones they are targeting. It’s ridiculous for anyone to think this is logical or any of the government’s business. They’re taking away everyone’s rights and asking for a thank you for doing so That is the standard amount of cells that the IVF process waits for the cluster to reach before screening it and placing it into a uterus or freeze it for later. It used to be 8 but over 40 years of experience they learned 16 is more stable and has a better chance of implanting. I know you are joking, but in all seriousness at 16 cells it is literally just 16 cells, there is no shape other than a ball and the cells haven’t started to become what will eventually be cells for different body parts. I’m so confused about their reasoning for this. Aren’t they the “women should be having as many children as possible and be pregnant all the time” party? So what do they have to gain by making it impossible for lots of women to become pregnant? (We all know their “concern” for the wellbeing of the embryos is just an act)
I think it has something to do with “God’s will”. Can’t conceive naturally? God doesn’t want you to have babies so you’re defying his will by getting IVF. Probably With IVF they fertilize the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this eggs they get, and you may not get any embryos or you may get multiple. If you have multiple embryos that are successfully made, they freeze what you don’t use for future use if you decide to try again. Some people who do IVF (like myself) have way more embryos than they’ll use. So then you have to decide: do you pay to have them cryogenically stored for forever (which is pricy) or do you have them “discarded?” This would punish people who don’t use all their embryos, as discarding them would now be murdering a child! Which is insane on its own, but especially considering these embryos would have never have even been inside a uterus!
Infertility, disease and poverty are divine punishments and/or a way for God to test you, you shall not try to circumvent them. Well, I will, because I know I’m good, but I don’t know about all those other people. /s Yep. 2 long, difficult years of trying all sorts of things with my now ex-wife. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. And these assholes want to make it HARDER? Unbelievable.While I absolutely disagree with them, I’ll give them the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this fact that it’s at least morally consistent. If life begins at fertilization you really can’t support IVF. But that doesn’t punish the people they’re typically trying to punish so it gets forgotten most of the time.
The problem is these conservative evangelicals, which by the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this way, most of their churches can trace a direct lineage to the Southern Baptist Conference, founded on racism, did a 180 on their support for choice, artificial insemination/IVF, etc., the minute the Federal Government told them to cut the shit about rejecting people for their skin color to their precious universities like Bob Jones. After 1979, they began their crusade because it was also a way to undermine the 14th Amendment and the Civil Rights Act. It’s fucking bigotry and racism. Plain and simple. There is no consistency, there is no dogma. We shouldn’t allow them that out. They’re fucking racists and bigots. End of story. And we need to stop being nice to them over their “sincerely held beliefs”, because they aren’t actually sincerely held beliefs. They’re a shield because they’re angry they can’t scream the N-word or F-word without someone rendering predictable and warranted consequences. I think that’s why it’s important to point out. Very few conservative Christians (in my experience) are morally consistent, and in many cases it would be extremely uncomfortable if they had to be. They are not actually willing to follow the beliefs they preach to their natural conclusions.
Why do we always have to spend so much energy dragging these backwards cousin fucking wastes of human minds kicking and screaming into the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this modernity? These intellectual and moral failures have been a burden on this country for centuries. They depend on our tax dollars to survive, just cut them off and get the filth out of this country. I am so tired of sharing the law making process with such complete garbage. This was raised below, but this is a serious question: If we use IVF can I claim my 16 fertilized embryos on state taxes? I just want to say that I’m fully against this ruling. For the sake of conversation and just pragmatically speaking, IVF is very expensive. On average, it’s like $25k per cycle and takes 3 cycles, so $75k for most women. If insurance covers it, then maybe they can reimburse travel. If you’re able to afford $75k to do it without insurance, then $500 to travel out of state isn’t going to stop you. Again, it’s bullshit that this is even a consideration and it’s a ridiculous roadblock but I don’t think it’s going to stop those who can afford it. I wonder what the racial breakdown is of folks who use IVF in Alabama. Is it mainly whites? This ruling seems to run counter to the great replacement theory conservatives are trying to push.
Alabama takes the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this lead in the nation-wide “how-fucked-up-can-we-make-our-state” competition. With this ruling, Alabama sits firmly at the bottom of interfering with citizens rights. Can another conservative red-pill state stoop any lower? Stay tuned for more developments. Not only that but the ruling states that The Wrongful Death of a Minor Act “applies to all unborn children, regardless of their location,” wrote Alabama Supreme Court Justice Jay Mitchell. So when you leave the state and got a legal abortion in another state it was still wrongful death regardless of location and they can pursue you for that wrongful death. This is more reaching than IVF. How far reaching is that interpretation? Say I’m a citizen of Illinois but go down to Huntsville for whatever reason. Can they arrest me for an abortion I had (or assisted in) in Chicago? I’m guessing there’s some legal mechanism that prevents things like that? The Department of Justice is suing Alabama because the Attorney General, Steve Marshall, has vowed to prosecute anyone out of state who helps a woman get an abortion under conspiracy. Even with abortion not being illegal for a woman to travel out of state to get. Odd how one can “conspire” to do something legal.
Can’t wait for ruling to get shut down, the My Favorite Nurse calls me Dad Vintage Shirt and I will buy this right to interstate travel is constitutional, and the abortion networks to come here and fund women’s travel to blue states. Any fertility clinic in Bama is fucked hard with this ruling. Those clinics store thousands of frozen embryos for people trying to have kids. They now will be charged with murder if those are destroyed or will be on the hook for millions of dollars with continued storage or forced fertilization. This was what I was wondering. Will they force the parents to try and have all of the embryos? Force them to offer them up for surrogacy? So weird. Have friends that can’t have children without this. They find out today if they’re getting a 2nd child. The south sucks This truly makes no sense. Either these people are so stupid that they see this as the will of their God, or they only want poors and destitute people having kids, not people capable of planning and making choices for themselves. The ruling pointed to the Alabama Constitution Section 36.06, which argues that each person was made in God’s image, meaning each life has an incalculable value that “cannot be wrongfully destroyed without incurring the wrath of a holy God.” Seeing those excerpts from their joke of a constitution made me livid. Keep your backwards, nonsensical, hateful, bigoted, pathetic religion out of government. It has no place in a civilized society, much less the courts or the law books. No one cares what your disgusting genocidal sky daddy thinks, and no one with a brain (or an inkling of self-respect or empathy for the rest of humanity) cares about the “wrath” of a non-existent being.

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