MY DRINKING TEAM HAS A DARTS PROBLEM UGLY CHRISTMAS SHIRT

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I’ve always been a negative person (or, to put it less eloquently, kind of a drag). When I was a kid, a similarly ill-tempered family friend and I used to convene in the MY DRINKING TEAM HAS A DARTS PROBLEM UGLY CHRISTMAS SHIRT and I love this corner at cheerful, bustling Yom Kippur break-fasts, speculating about the worst thing that could possibly happen in that moment: “What if the ceiling caves in?” “What if the tablecloth catches on fire?”

MY DRINKING TEAM HAS A DARTS PROBLEM UGLY CHRISTMAS SHIRT, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Once I grew out of a fearful, clingy childhood spent in thrall to the MY DRINKING TEAM HAS A DARTS PROBLEM UGLY CHRISTMAS SHIRT and I love this risk of car accidents or black mold, I began to realize that it wasn’t socially permissible to constantly melt down about the potential of things going awry. Thus, I became a bummer masquerading as a cheerful person, someone forcing a mega-chill attitude over a seething mass of insecurity and angst. Want to go skinny-dipping in the campus river at midnight? Sure, let me just tamp down my racing thoughts about hypothermia and amputation and that one scene in A Walk to Remember where the guy jumps into the water and gets hurt, and I’ll be right there.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.