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I also remember an interview with Jack LaLanne where he emphasized staying fit, because if you got fat it would make your dick look smaller. Yeesh, yeah similar experience here. I was like “yeah, with enough moxy and know-how, anyone can reach the My Coochie Pink My Bootyhole Brown Shirt Besides,I will do this stars, anyone can be a titan of industry like Rockefeller!” And then questions like “what about intently unfair situations? What about sabotaging good, honest people to ensure they can never catch up? What about people using their positions to hurt others not by the merit of trying to succeed, but because they’re cruel, unjust people?” And Rand’s answer to these questions was “sucks to suck, they probably deserve it lmao” which was such a non-answer it shook me out of the philosophy entirely.

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