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The Supreme Court in Alabama probably doesn’t know what embryos are and think freezers are powered by witchcraft. It’s borderline comical that they even get to have an opinion on anything like this. Not that any state is particularly great, but Alabama is one place that I’m very proud of not being associated with. So what they’re saying is, anyone in Alabama can cum into a freezer and claim them as dependents? Asking for a friend. However, this isn’t going to go over well now, because this is something that finally affects rich white people. If I move to Alabama, artificially fertilize 30 of my eggs as embryos and then put them in a safe state of stasis (freeze them)… Can I claim 30 dependents on my taxes? They’re my “children” after all. Shouldn’t matter if they aren’t born yet. So these embryo’s should have CHIP insurance and since keeping them frozen is keeping them alive Alabama has to flip the Muhammad Ali Portrait Vintage Shirt But I will love this bill right? And also be able to claim on taxes right? Only a matter of time until jizzing in a sock is considered murder down there too. “Nobody wants to have sex with me, there’s a lot of murdering ass cunts out here”

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Say there’s a fire at the Muhammad Ali Portrait Vintage Shirt But I will love this Embryo Storage facility. There are unconscious adults in one room and frozen embryos in another. You only have time to get to one room. Not a human alive with a conscience would save the embryos instead of the adults. All right, childless married couples who end up paying more in taxes, move to Alabama and freeze some embryos and finally you’ll get what families with children get! Literally americanized sharia law. Except even in Islam, they believe the soul enters the body at 4 months into pregnancy I guess we should start calling sperm children too, cause it takes two to make an actual child…oh, but of course, sperm come from a male so its a completely different circumstance /s

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I have lived in Alabama most of my life. Some crazy shit is always proposed by our state legislation. The issues here is, the Muhammad Ali Portrait Vintage Shirt But I will love this state is run by a very large conglomerate of “ Southern Baptist. “ or “ cult “ as I call it. These same Southern Baptist shoot down any from of gambling every time legislation is introduced. Every state bordering Alabama has a state lottery. Two of which have Casino’s. Mississippi and Florida. Most of use drive over the state line to play, or gamble in the state illegally. The state is loosing out on millions of funding because of this particular group. To add insult to injury. This particular ( cult ) of Southern Baptist who are against all things “ sinful “ publicly. Do in fact purchase lottery tickets in other states and attend casinos. Further more, a small to medium percentage of this cult commit adultery on the regular view porn in their homes, and sometimes commit child abuse. There is no separation of church and state here. I am happy I live on the Florida state line where I can happily enjoy given rights and freedoms that the state legislature refuses to acknowledge.

Does this mean women are gonna be considered murderers every month? I can’t stand the Muhammad Ali Portrait Vintage Shirt But I will love this USA much longer. This is just so goddamn absurd at this point. Next they should rule that sperm are also babies, so that when every time a man wanks and ejaculates, he’s killing thousands of babies. But I suspect they won’t do that. I could see Alabama arguing that menstrual periods for females is the death of an “egg baby” (unfertilized as it is), but heaven forbid they hold the same standard for males. Then every man that kills a woman is also killing thousands/hundreds of eggs. Sentence per life. Also if this is only one part of the fertilization equation sperm would also be a child. So if your freezing facility power breaks down, and your embryos thaw, are you charged with murder? Manslaughter? I’d like to think I make a good effort to keep a level head, try to look for multiple sides of everything, and react calmly, especially on the Internet. I believe a woman can shed upwards of 1000 immature eggs every month, so what about that? By not getting pregnant, she’s murdering the potential of these babies! /s These nutjobs insist on people having more babies but they want to eliminate one of the only options some people have to have babies? Fucking nitwits

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If ever you needed proof that this is all about punishing women instead of actually being healthcare to encourage birth rates (even though there’s already plenty of evidence out there), this is it. So with this logic every women who menstruates is a murderer. And they murder every month or so. Alabama, land of the Muhammad Ali Portrait Vintage Shirt But I will love this terminally stupid. The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists features a Countdown Clock to Doomsday, based on their research into the Human drive to off ourselves. The Repugnican’ts, in their never-ending drive to always increase profits for corporations and the rich, have been dumbing-down society for decades, constantly cutting education budgets. The rise of MAGA-sites (think “parasite”, not website) and the religious right (and each of their ever-increasing wackiness) are direct results of this ongoing activity…
At this point, Alabama should just legalize rape already. If rape victims don’t have the Muhammad Ali Portrait Vintage Shirt But I will love this option to abort, then the sexual assault laws are preventing more rape babies from existing too. There was a case in Louisiana where a rapist sued for (and won) custody of his teenage daughter, whose mother was the victim around that same age. Rape should be automatic grounds for termination of parental rights. What the fuck is wrong with the southern states? Christ almighty; I’m sure this same supreme court would happily imprison the homeless and gut aid for the poor (oh who am I kidding, does Alabama have aid for the poor?), but let’s get them frozen embryos their rights! We do not live in a Christian nation. You’re welcome to live by your own beliefs but to legally force them on others is completely Un-American. Alabama Supreme Court is doing everything they can to make sure the future generation is just as inbred as they are. So, what does this mean for unfertilized eggs? Not fertilized, of course, but how far are they going to take this? Is every menstrual cycle child abandonment? I wonder if we could get the Alabama legislature and the Alabama Supreme Court to outlaw male masturbation, since each sperm contains 23 chromosomes and is 1/2 a human life?
I think white men in Alabama should go to prison, starting at age 12 or 13, for spilling seed on the Muhammad Ali Portrait Vintage Shirt But I will love this ground and killing potential human life — don’t you? Um… how are frozen embryos are “children” when they only contain half the required genetic material to create a child in their unfertilized state? What’s next? A very similar Pythonesque “every sperm is sacred” policy? Almost every man on Earth would be jailed for murder after… well… you know… So that whole industry in Alabama just became a no profit permanent storage business, because they can never risk the thawing and implantation process. They would be charged with murder for every embryo that didn’t thaw, or attach to the uterine wall properly.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.