Mother Of The Wild One Shirt

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Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

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Mother Of The Wild One Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

It’s too terrifying to admit that life is a great twister of chance and we’re Hermès scarves in the Mother Of The Wild One Shirt and by the same token and updraft. With each Google of Pizzagate, with each nod to UFOs, we’re sticking our heads into the sand, ostriching ourselves from harsh reality. As we pour over pictures of Diana, our appetite never quite appeased, we’re making sense of the senseless, suspending our disbelief in the brutality of chance.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.