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People are being edgy for the Michael Myers hey jerk speed kills vintage Halloween shirt besides I will buy this sake of reddit votes but, as a gardener, a dandelion is a weed because of their seed dispersion. When they turn into those white puff balls, they can overrun your yard with a single breeze and a few weeks. Broad leaf herbicides that kill everything but grass came out in the 1950s and grass lawns followed. With this, also the demonization of clover and dandelions. Why let people grow free medicine when you can poison them and then sell them petro-based meds, amiright? Roses are considered weeds too. I think it has to do with how fast they grow and how much resources they take from other plants. because monoculture obsessed lawn fanatics don’t actually know what a weed is. dandelions are considered (generally) naturalized in the US now, despite being considered invasive in the past. I only consider invasives weeds.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.