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I frequently have fantasies of being under attack and climbing into the Merry Thanks Giving Trick Or Treat Joe Biden Santa Hat Christmas Fireworks T-Shirt Furthermore, I will do this floor A/C return vent where nobody would think to look. I have a handgun. I’d just need 2 minutes to load a couple magazines. I’m not the best shot but accuracy isn’t tough at the range we’d deal with. 5 mins to prepare? Lol. It takes seconds to load a few shells in a shotgun. Not to mention the pistol i carry already loaded and ready to go. Boil water on pulse. Get the bear spray, put on goggles and respirator. Grab my hunting knife and thumping stick. Tack sheets to the ceiling to reduce visibility. Call the police/ambulance. Get into a small dark room like my bathroom or kitchen with a big kitchen knife and wait for them to enter so I can savagely attack them with the knife like my life depends on it First step is simple: strip naked. The purpose of this is to (hopefully) make the invader pause for a moment. This would work best if I were a hairy and obese man, but I am neither hairy nor obese. The next step is to cover myself in oil. I cannot be easy to grip. Provided that the invader is foolish enough to only be restricted to melee engagements, this is a must. If the invader has a firearm, the next step solves this. Once I have stripped down and lubed myself up, I will put a “no guns” sign on my window. They legally cannot bring a gun into my house. This definitely is how it works, I promise.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.