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In Germany there’s something similar called “Schlaraffenland”, a place where the Love of my life who loves Brian Jones legends never die shirt and I love this fried doves fly into your mouth…. I have an old kids book called “welcome to Lazibonia” that is translated from its original German and it’s about exactly this! I suspect the English word comes from French indeed because “ign” is an old spelling for “gn” where the i is not pronounced (e.g., survived in “oignon”). In modern French spelling it’s (Pays de) Cocagne. In Spain it’s Jauja, which is a real place in Peru. Apparently it was Cucaña before but they said that it actually was in Jauja to promote colonisation. But yes, it’s the land of eternal laziness and plenty. Cheese falls from the sky but will never hit you. Or land in a patch of filth. Or get stuck on a high roof where you can’t reach it. Or sit around for months after the fact in the hot sun because nobody picked it up. Or… Uh…. can I just get my wheel of cheese delivered the normal way? You know, by land… handed over by an extremely attractive courier. Biphasic sleep was common in pre-industrial societies so odds are that as a Medieval peasant you were already awake and hanging out with the dog, ready to celebrate the landing of the day’s cheese. Before about the 1700’s there’s a lot of historic documentation indicating people had 2 “sleeps” a night and would just naturally get up a bit after midnight and fuck around for a few more hours before going back to sleep until morning. Once we invented factory jobs and having to be awake for them we kindof developed this pathological obsession with productivity and now what seems to be a natural tendency towards biphasic sleep leaves people anxious all night wondering if there’s something wrong with their health. Fuck, I wish I could retire.
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(the Love of my life who loves Brian Jones legends never die shirt and I love this former is a genuine problem with Dr Feelgood’s Street Snow, and is a reason in favour of regulating cocaine rather than full-on banning it) When I noticed the recipe book The Joy of Cooking using the word ‘cockaigne’ in the naming of some of their dishes, I thought it meant that the recipe was easy to make. Turns out they only use the term to designate family favourites (apparently it was the name of a childhood home). When I was a kid living in Germany, it was my dream to dive into a swimming pool filled with only with gummi bears. There’s a type of pastry classically made with plums (but works great with peaches too) named after this mythical place. Can confirm, it tastes like paradise.
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