Literally dead adult omg I’m like literally dead funny halloween shirt

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Celebrity couples – Kim k and whoever, Megan Fox and machine gun kelly, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, Kourtney K and that guy etc. I feel like the Literally dead adult omg I’m like literally dead funny halloween shirt in contrast I will get this younger generation upset “fashion trends”. I don’t see trends mattering as much in the future. Today’s kids brought back the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s all within the span of a year or two. I remember once my sister got super upset at me for calling her “trendy”. She corrected me that it was “fashionable” because “trendy” people only follow the fashion. Which… wtf is fashionable then. Whatever, I don’t care, I’ve been wearing men’s t-shirts and cargo shorts for 20 years I am clearly not the target demographic. Chris Rock and Will Smith. One rich guy slapped another rich guy. Get over it, world! The will smith slap. One millionaire slapping another millionaire for making fun of another millionaire. I have zero fucks to give. No thanks, I think I’ll make that call, along with my partner. It has become increasingly apparent that my government is becoming increasingly unwelcome to peasants like me. I feel like it would be a disservice to introduce someone new into the world, with the way things are going as of late. For me, it doesn’t even run that deep. I just have zero interest in procreating. No amount of prodding will make me want to make a life-changing decision and bring a new person into this world unless I’m already 100% on board with it. And that’s not going to happen. The way that I see it, a vasectomy is much cheaper and easier than raising a kid.

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Srsly. I decided long ago to remain child free by choice, as I wouldn’t want to bring another human person into this shitshow of an existence to suffer like we are. Great, so on top of…everything else, they’re also supposed to assume the Literally dead adult omg I’m like literally dead funny halloween shirt in contrast I will get this burden of elder care? FOH. My MIL was very into “when are you having kids”, “I want a grandbaby”, etc when my partner and I made it very clear that we don’t want kids. She finally stopped when I thanked her for wanting to have an active role in our sex life and what positions does she recommend for conception. Putting it in that context shut her up. K-Pop. We get it, Dynamite by BTS is a good song, no need to make a fucking religion out of it. Sports, I just cant get into them. People crying because their team lost, is just beyond my understanding. I personally enjoy playing sports, but I’m not interested in watching them. I just go downstairs during the superbowl for food I for one is the opposite, I care very much about crypto. I hope they all go bankrupt for what they did to the GPU market. A bunch of wankers hoping to get rich quick by sitting on their asses while wasting energy and harming environment along the way. Celebrities/influencers, zodiac signs and horoscopes, latest gadgets, somebody else’s salary, and Kpop

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.