Lionel Messi The Goat Is Here Beckham Inter Miami shirt

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I seen one of these for the Lionel Messi The Goat Is Here Beckham Inter Miami shirt and by the same token and first time a couple years ago near the beach. I was super confused when I seen it because my brain instantly said ‘that looks like one of those insta death ones’. Took a photo and googled ‘can you get black widows in the UK?’ Then discovered false widows. I was like, well fuck, I thought our insects were tame over here. Evidently not, haven’t seen one since but every time I go to the same part of the beach my skin crawls at the thought of those fat fucks wandering about. Nah I ain’t fallin for that trick. Flame throwers. Orbital nukes. Screaming. Lots of screaming. That’ll do… maybe. Been bit by a false widow before and it hurt like a bitch – have a scar to prove it. Tis ma war wound!

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I was bitten by an Australian black widow (red back spider) when I was 14. Shit was not fun. Now that I live in the Lionel Messi The Goat Is Here Beckham Inter Miami shirt and by the same token and UK I have become the go to spider get gone man of the house. Hence why I say with spiders like this, just punch the Cunt, crush it with a thong, etc. they are easy to kill. I have family in Aus, the stories they tell of spiders – and then wonder why I don’t want to visit much! My aunt found a huntsman in her bed once. They’re apparently a lot more friendly than they’re given credit for – yeah, Aus can keep them! I brought down my cabin in my garden about a year ago and this was definitely one of the critters that came running out from under the floor along with a host of other grim looking spiders. Never seen so many spiders in my life. I wish a took a video. My literal worst nightmare came true, I was bitten by a false widow whilst I was asleep! It felt like a couple of bee stings but, luckily, no other side effects

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.